Why Black Knights? Why not Las Vegas Knights? Now that I write it is sounds like an all-mall nude review at Excalibur.

I mean, where else would he learn to swap first and last names.

Adam LaRoche would like to have a word with you.

So Ben Roethlisberger didn’t explicitly say no, and Donald Trump took that as a yes? Interesting…

This is a reasonable and correct take and has no place in Kinja.

I’m fine with Bernie staying in the race to accumulate votes and show Democrats that there is broad, national support for a progressive agenda. I am not alright with him staying in the race in a desperate bid to win.

Yeah, I’m not really thrilled with the reinforcement of the idea of women’s bodies as an “embodiment of nature” more than men’s bodies. The woman-as-nurturing-earth-mother-figure is not necessarily feminist. When it’s used to suggest that women are fundamentally different from men—more nurturing, more connected to…

Yeah, I have a hard time seeing it as anything else too. It’s amazing how naked women can be used as a symbol for nearly anything. Thing is, no matter what the subject, it’s still objectification. This thing is especially dubious since it’s a white dude yelling “for our daughters!” LOL, wut?

“And Noah gathered the dingers, two by two...”

Per law, the dogs are required to use the bathroom that corresponds to their breed identity at birth. Which, for most breeds, is anywhere they damn well please.

New headline: Phillies propensity for KKKs leads to the Birth of a Nation-al League contender.

*I* wanted to hug them and I was sitting across from them! They were legitimately so upset. It was unreal. Restored my faith in humanity. And bros.

“I said, ‘I’m not big on school,’ and I will back that up,” he says.

He throws his hands up. Don’t you get it?

(Obviously I couldn’t have predicted this, but god damn did so many assholes in the greys give me shit after we knocked out the Cubs for saying Schwarber should not have been allowed in the outfield, and should be traded in the off season to an AL team for relievers)

50 feet away from Randy Johnson, no doubt.

It might be time for the Mets to convert Harvey into a reliever.

They bee drunk.

First he praised Missouri’s football teams, but I did not speak, for I had no idea they still had football teams in Missouri.