That’s not your only Hosmer gif. That is not Hosmer, it is Anthony Rizzo.

Jose Fernandez: so much fun.

“As the equation explains, a baseball’s backspin gives it the lift it needs to leave the park, but its trajectory and force rely on the batter’s grit, determination, and ability to play the game the right way.”

Toonces, the Cat Who Could Select a Playlist

It’s like Alien vs. Predator but Legionnaire’s vs. Gonnorhea.

Copycats. Everyone knows that JFK did the original Barbara Ann.

White athletes. White musicians. Politicians. Engineers. Strippers before they strip. Drew Magary. It’s a long list bud, do you want me to keep going?

Truth be told, I’m becoming more worried for the safety of the GF.

But if both endzones say Broncos, how will Peyton Manning know which endzone to not throw touchdowns to?

“2 outs, bottom of the 9th in young Scotty’s life”

[Sixteen horribly torn Kangaroo pouches later]

“You’re too old to be yelling!”

My husband cannot throw the ball and fetch the ball.

This is all the proof you really need.

Like most things delivered by Dan Haren, these tweets were completely out of left field.

How are you going to fit a whole clown up your ass?

I think this might actually be the most painfully awkward thing to ever happen on live TV.

And now a reading from the second tweet of the apostologist Steve to the Philipians...

Sure, Bobroczkyi looks stiff out there. But you should see how ten minutes in bubbling hot water relaxes him.

Depends on your perspective? “Erin” is an Anglicized version of “Eirinn”, which is one of the forms in Gaelic for “Eire” = i.e., Ireland. “Eireann” is the genitive, like “of Ireland,” so the Dail Eireann is, literally, “Assembly of Ireland” (one of the houses of their legislature).