That one sailed further over your head then his last toss as an Indian 

Trevor Bauer isn’t mad he got traded to a non-contender. He finds the whole thing funny, and is actually laughing at how angry you seem to be.

I’m a Tribe fan and now I don’t need to go through mental gymnastics to root for Bauer anymore!  PUIG IS MY FRIEND NOW, BITCHES!

According to baseball’s unwritten rules, Bauer now has to throw at himself in his next appearance

I’m surprised it’s got dust on it.

Just to point out, planes don’t necessarily fly in a straight line from point A to Point B. Here’s an actual Denver-St. Louis flight path I grabbed off Flight Aware. It makes Iowa seem not outside the realm of possibility.

Especially for the Mayor. Waaaayyyy beneath her pay grade. Should the appropriate authorities pursue it? Sure, if there is a crime to investigate or a legal issue the city needs to address. But that is a job for some prosecutor or investigator, not the Mayor. 

To me, the biggest reveal from this case is that Chicago police have the ability to track down two “suspects” in a minor crime using available technology. This probably surprised most victims of minor crime in the city. 

This is probably the best take. Regardless of whether he actually lied or not, this clearly isn’t a matter of life and death. This doesn’t need to be treated like the crime drama of the century. Chicago has bigger fish to fry.

Counterpoint: it’s great and funny. You just KNOW that the opposing team gets that POS song stuck in their heads and it starts fucking with them. I’m a Cubs fan, and I burst out laughing when I realized what Andrus was doing

Placed on the DL for not even being mad, actually laughing too hard.

Who has opposable thumbs and enjoys milking nipples all day?

When was the last time someone tested the carbon monoxide detectors in Cleveland’s clubhouse?

Speaking of fucked up things, who the hell sound checked those mics? 

This doesn’t surprise me. Cycles of abuse are self-perpetuating. I’m surprised more people aren’t pointing out how distressingly similar the details of this assault are to her allegation against Weinstein: the grooming and isolating of the victim, providing alcohol before attacking etc. It’s infuriating to think…

Oh they no doubt didn’t know who they were dealing with. If you’re a cop in a city with a pro sports team, just don’t taser any black guys under 6'0". You may get a a couple of defensive backs, but you’ll miss almost all the NBA guys. Hey look, I can make police policy!

It’s exactly these kinds of shenanigans that keep me from competing in Ironman events. That and a life of slothful lethargy and general ill health due to poor diet, plethoric bong hits and excessive alcohol intake. 

Yeah, you know what occurs when that happens?

That’s not true.

Make the herbal tea and then pour some of the Four Roses into it. Tea and booze is an underrated combination.