This is actually the simplest thing in the world to solve, so I’ll avail you of my spousal experience. You look at it and say, ‘Mmm, that looks good.’ You take it to the potluck and then every chance you get when she’s not around, you load up your plate with it so when she gets back the dish, a little less than half…

Is it possible the douche with the mic intentionally called the obvious girl a boy because he wanted to insult a kid wearing a hippie-dippy tie-dye t-shirt?

Is it possible this girl called him a fucking idiot for referring to her as a “young man” and not anything to do with it being infowars?

You have to say it fast and kind of mumble. It’s a shitty pun, but then I’ve never been the GOAT.

There is nothing to apologize for. The Llamas are a very forgiving group of animals.

As a llama, I would like to state that we, the llama community, do not have any association with Mr. Llamas and condemn any spitting in victims’ faces. For the record, we’re also not cool with all the Nazis that have been running around lately either.

For real. Yesterday someone on MSNBC was talking to a man from the national guard, they were broadcasting the call. The reporter asked if the national guard guy had any important messages to convey- his answer was, “DON’T SHOOT. If people are in stores taking food and supplies, they are in survival mode, and we’re…

To be fair, Llamas is Spanish for “You call.”

Not to break the poignancy of the moment, but...it’s not like they’ve given you a lot of options.....

After his career-threatening injury, of course.

White Sox Owner to GM: We must be rid of the white walkers

I literally laughed out loud reading this.

The Interpretive Dance demonstration is both mesmerizing and disturbing.

“And here’s the pitch.”

If they’re anything like human umpires, they’d just get fat and make shitty country albums a la Joe West.

Robot umpires today. Robot umpires tomorrow. Robot umpires forever.

Were you out all fucking night?

BREAKING NEWS: Lucas Duda tears ACL leaving the Mets

Come on now, Gerry did the right thing here. The rule in this situation is very clear, and so he had no choice but to enforce it: moving the on-deck circle is a union job.

Now the people who have sacked Patrick have themselves been sacked due to incompetence