Veyrat, considered by some to be the world’s greatest living chef

that his soufflé contained English cheddar cheese was both an insult to him, as well as his entire region of France.

Counterpoint: Snickers is a ruined Milky Way, tarnished by the addition of rancid peanuts.
Also, I’m confident that in a side by side taste test, MW caramel and nougat would beat the Snickers versions handily.

In our office candy bowl, Snickers are ALWAYS the only ones left. I will eat them in a pinch, but I can’t conceive of a ranking where they’re not in the bottom two.

It’s also much better than a bullshit Snickers.

As a diabetic who can no longer directly participate in the joys of candy; I can impartially and definitively state that the Snickers should go.  Nuts have no place in candy until processed into peanut butter, their ultimate form.

I’m very confused. Why would parents go to such great lengths to prove their adopted daughter was actually an adult when they could have put her in foster care because they clearly were incapable of caring for her? It’s such an elaborate lie!

At least it wasn’t preceded by some really messed up quotes in the media only to turn up as a cheesy tiki bar.

Evidently some people still like them, as they’re sold everywhere. When I think of them I think of their surprisingly thick skin, mealy texture, and so-so at best flavor. Of course it comes down to personal preference, but I really don’t like them and wonder if their popularity is partially due to being the ‘iconic’…

That way the bottom crust has time to cook a little bit before the juicy fruit filling can thaw, thus preventing the dreaded “soggy bottom.”

So, find five varieties of apples that I’ve never seen in my life. Got it.

(Snark aside, I may have seen a Braeburn once or twice. But not in years and the others are a mystery to me.)

Add cranberries to it. Apple-Cranberry pies are great in the fall, and I love that mix of sweet & tart.

Places in New England make it on the regular in the fall—I got mine from Bishop’s Orchards in Connecticut—but I wish it would be made regularly and not by special order in other places.

SOB = Son of (a) bitch
HDP = Hijo de puta

Damn, that’s a good one. This site needs a root beer taste test, I’m realizing. 

From the comments section i claim Root Beer, especially Dads or Barqs.

Right? Iced tea would be on my team. As would root beer and Topo Chico.

Water and 2 types of Coca Cola? This is as pedestrian as it gets.

No apple cider?

No actual tea? 

It makes sense. Your body would like you to drop everything RIGHT THE FUCK NOW and eat, because hunger means you are not ready for food deprivation that could come at any moment. So it will make you impatient as fuck so you stop all the things and go get food.