I blame everyone who voted for Donald Trump for this.  If we had voted for Clinton, this country wouldn’t have this miserable excuse for tacos.

I agree, and based on that picture, not only does she look great, she might look better than she ever has.  She is gorgeous.

And while we are at it, don’t show up to any business 5 minutes before closing and expect the employees to wait while you shop.  People have lives and they want to go home, dammit.

People hate going to an empty restaurant.  I noticed quite often that we could be dead, and as soon as one person showed up, others would follow.  At one place we would even move our cars around to the front when we were dead to pull customers in.

Also, if it is the only place to get food, get something cold.  It is so much less work for the kitchen to prepare a sandwich or cold salad than to heat the grill back up then reclean it.

I used to work at a restaurant that refused to pay staff for anything more than 15 minutes after closing (because we all know that restaurants would never break a labor law). Our official manager would leave as soon as the dinner rush was over, leaving me as the hostess to close out the tills and do other managerial…

That is why I stopped buying any meat that I didn’t have a meal planned for.  I was wasting a lot of it to freezer burn.

My neighborhood grocery store carries them.  They the best.

When I was a kid I preferred dark meat. What kid doesn’t love a good drumstick? But the richer kids at school made fun of me, so for years I would only eat white meat.

I went into a pub somewhere on the Wild Atlantic Way one rainy day and ordered an Irish coffee. It was amazing. The bartender definitely used freshly brewed coffee (I watched her make the drink), but she said the secret was to use more sugar in the coffee than you thought was necessary and to make sure the whipped…

Even though I live in a small town with only four choices for pizza, I stopped getting Papa Johns when the chief douche complained that giving his employees insurance would raise the price of pizza by less than $0.15.

I will have to look for that.

I haven’t seen the Death of Stalin, but Michael Palin is one of the most charming men alive.

Terry Jones has also done some wonderfully entertaining and informative shows about life during different eras, like Medieval Times.  He and Tony Robinson (Baldric from Blackadder) are great history teachers.

Michael Palin is the greatest travel host ever, far better than Bourdain. Bourdain could never stop lecturing his audience or trying to subtly one-up people.

This question is up there with the recent complaint that they brought his entree out late, he still ate it, but they didn’t give it to him for free.

This question seems odd to me. In most restaurants, they either charge extra to have meat added to a salad or they have some sort of tofu option. That is unless the meat is the point of the salad.

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TL;DR.

I am sure you know all about bad service.  I can tell you get a lot of it because of your attitude and lectures.  Service staff hates you.