Cracked had an article recently about the one type of person Hollywood thinks never deserves love—the reliable, trustworthy one.

I hated that scene, too. I had just reached the point in my life where I didn’t have to work those awful fast food jobs anymore. They were so stressful. You are blamed by everyone for everything (dude-if I could control the menu at an international corporation, I would not be putting up with your shit for minimum…

Wow. That makes me really glad I never saw that movie. It always looked like drivel and couldn’t understand the fuss, but that makes it sound even worse.

I haven’t seen American Beauty since it came out, but I didn’t realize we were supposed to sympathize with Kevin Spacey. He was such a loser and a creep and a jerk. I thought that is what they were going for.

I am glad you googled it because I was thinking he should play her dad. She is definitely aging better than he is.

He alleged that “when he nominated three men to receive an ‘exceeds’ rating on their review, a higher-ranking female executive rejected his request and lowered the scores,” says the Chronicle. “Meanwhile, a woman he had nominated for the same ‘exceeds’ rating received it, even though he had given her a lower ranking…

I am a bit surprised that anyone would expect Amy Schumer to change her name.

Does she have any experience at all? Does she have any concept of how a government works? Does she have any experience getting a variety of cranky, entitled people with conflicts of interest to work together? Has she ever even gone to a freaking city council meeting?

None of these stories seem to be about people approaching the otters.

Waffles, fries, beer, and chocolate. It is a good thing I will be able to ride my bike everywhere, because I will need the exercise.

If anyone needs me, I will be in Belgium.

I think part of the problem is that we hold young women with little experience accountable for picking movies that people with 30+ years of experience can’t tell are going to be flops. Why is she picking such garbage? Because she hasn’t had the opportunity to learn yet what works and what doesn’t and she won’t get…

I have no children, but I have four nephews and no nieces. I am so disappointed that there are no little girls in the family for me to corrupt. I want to be the aunt who encourages girls to break out of the mold and give the middle finger to society, but that isn’t going to happen.

It sounds like the guy who said that to you needs to be in jail.

I despise gender reveal parties. My brother and his wife had them for both of their kids, and darn, I was busy both times.

I agree. Also, it isn’t long before girls realize that boys are given more privileges and freedom than they are or that they are subtly given preference. That is the sort of thing that causes damage.

I am not on any dating apps, but anytime a picture shows up on Instagram with a gun in it, I report the post for promoting violence. I am outdoorsy, so IG’s screwed up algorithms keep suggesting hunting shit, and I report it every time. If women can’t show their nipples, men shouldn’t be able to show their dicks.

Jennifer Lawrence is at the same point in her career that Anne Hathaway was 10 years ago or Sandra Bullock was before her. Everyone loved her intensely and briefly, then they started hating her because we can’t like women who are too successful for too long, especially if they are nearing 30. Any failure is magnified…

Oh calm down.

I expect the women in the top two pictures to starting singing “Diamonds are a girl’s best friend.”