Is this year’s theme “ugly, ill-fitting scraps thrown together”? Because I can’t remember the last batch of dresses I saw that were that bad.

It sounds exactly not like the ipod touch, which comes loaded with apps that I distinctly do not want and is designed for music and games, which I do not care about.

My dog has the same effect. I never get catcalled when we are together, but she gets dogcalled all the time.

Too late to edit, but also not come with all of these damn apps. I only want apps that I select, not crap that bogs down and clutters up the device. So, no, not a tablet at all.

An itty bitty tablet that could easily fit in a pocket. Not this giant thing I am using for this. It also needs to be able to text like a phone.

I can see that just because two dogs can be a lot for one person to handle, and because I have known a few gay men who had two tiny dogs (that didn’t even add up to one full-sized dog).

That last time I bought a phone, I was so annoyed at how big they were. The Samsungs were especially cumbersome.

Except for the size and sleekness, this is kind of the opposite of what I want in a phone. I want a phone that doesn’t even take phone calls. However, I do want to be able to book hotel reservations or find restaurants while I am on the move. I want to get directions and check weather. I could easily do without the…

What does two dogs mean? I am so confused.

There is a black lab in the picture getting a good sniff.

They are great for married people, too. I am married, but I am much more active than my husband is. He would never go hiking with me, but my dog is an enthusiastic trail partner.

I cannot stop laughing at the dog in the background. All of the golden retrievers are in the front looking casually beautiful, and that dog in the background is caught mid-derp. A kindred spirit.

I think I need to look for that.

I had a shittastic week at work thanks to men. I wish they were releasing Season 2 today so I could pour myself some hard liquor and watch her kick ass.

I just heard from our Sr. Director who is livid because their boss told her that. I informed her that they told me the same thing several years ago before she took over the department.

And Wonderfalls :(

Someone with no experience who has a cult of personality, has foisted several con men on the American public, and who believes that god talks to her is considering running for the highest political office in the country. What could possibly go wrong?

At least he has experience in political office.

Bummer. I could use a little pick me up right now.

I told the guy that if he didn’t stop talking, we could continue the conversation with HR. Another man in the room told him to shut up. Guess what—he kept going. I have been dealing with this shit for more than 20 years. Some men are determined to be assholes, and there is always a new crop of them.