I typically can’t stand reality shows or cooking competitions, but I love Pinterest fails. I feel so conflicted.

Obviously. We all know it comes from disco music and the all female version of Ghost Busters.

It is because every waking moment of their lives is spent pushing their own agenda. They cannot grasp the concept that sometimes people just let other people be.

I would also like to bet when asked to name what kind of wholesome books people should be reading, half of them say “Moby Dick”.

^This!

“Anti-gun laws don’t work”

Wow. That is even worse than me always seeing him as the idiot from Two Guys and a Girl.

I am a Hendrick’s drinker, but I am always interested in branching out. What do you drink?

I have that problem with a few cocktails. I have a fairly well stocked bar at home, certainly better than my neighborhood bar, and if I don’t have an ingredient, I tend to be a bit skeptical of the drink.

I hate manboys. I kind of understand his appeal after seeing Deadpool, but I will never understand why someone finds the perpetual adolescence of Paul Rudd and his ilk to be attractive.

Excuse me. Um. I’ll be back in a bit. I just need a minute.

From a business perspective, gin makes a lot more sense than bourbon. It doesn’t have to be aged, you just develop a mix of herbs to throw in and people like me will swear that Hendrick’s is better than Bombay sapphire. I also think that bourbon is getting overexposed.

Who knew Cheetolini would be good for our health?

I have noticed that the people I know who have gone to Africa are always excited about where specifically they will go. I am going to Kenya/South Africa/Egypt! They might say Africa if they will be in more than one country.

Young coffee drinkers: We want strong, dark coffee that tastes good.

Especially in situations where the person has been elected but not sworn in.

You seem fun.

Can you recommend a nonfiction book about them? You made me curious, so I tried looking on Amazon. Everything seems to be fictionalized romance, but I want to learn more about them climbing around on stalled out planes in the air.

At a minimum, that sounds like prime fodder for Drunk History.