Yeah. I fell asleep before it aired last night, so I will catch the rerun next week. I love that show. I can’t believe how funny and informational it is, and I have learned so much history that wasn’t in the textbooks because it wasn’t about white men.

I have been in a few places that had communal changing areas (those fucking locker rooms in junior high were the worst) but they were always gender segregated. I think part of the problem is that older people are making the decisions and they forget just how uncomfortable or vulnerable teens can be about being naked…

They are disgusting. The thing that finally got my husband to stop eating them wasn’t me refusing to kiss him because I couldn’t handle the smell/taste, was when I showed him that our dog, who eats poop, wouldn’t go near them.

Counterpoint—men who lick themselves clean in public are disgusting and no one wants to see that.

I would love to see a team called the “Gentleman Tigresses”.

They will never admit they fucked up. They will be like Kelloggs with their fucking disgusting Special K. All my life, they told me and every other woman that we were fat and had to starve themselves. Now they are trying to switch gears because women have gotten tired of that shit, and they are trying to claim that…

Doritos are gross. Men who dump food into their mouths then lick themselves clean in public are gross (they should have the decency to do it at home like women do). I would love it if this led to a boycott of Doritos that made the stinky things go away forever.

So many former child actors seem unstable and borderline incoherent as adults. Winter, however, comes across as intelligent, introspective, and honest in this story. Does anyone know what he has been up to for the last 20 years?

Could it be that Arizona is getting tired of being a national laughing stock?

We watched “Happy” and were amazed that it made it on the air (for a variety of reasons). I wonder how many pearls were clutched over “there’s no fucking Santa.” I imagine that if Breaking Bad or Sons of Anarchy started airing now, we would be hearing fuck in those shows. It has always seemed inauthentic to me that…

This is the opportunity I have been waiting for. I think I will quit my job as a scientist to go pick lettuce this spring. Openings will finally be available!

In less than a year we are going to start hearing people complain about the cost of food or how expensive hotels have gotten or countless other things. Immigrants are doing the shit work in this country that citizens aren’t willing to, or certainly not going to do for the wages that are being offered. Unfortunately, I…

It seems like all of the flavored vodkas are aimed at that crowd. Stawberry? Bubble gum?!

That is semantics. You are falling for marketing. It is like when a store inflates the price of a pair of pants so they can mark them 40% off and still make a profit. They aren’t really charging a discount for certain age groups, they are just charging one age group more.

I do feel inspired. I have fantasized about rage quitting, but this seems more effective. Yo someday be criticized for something common or minor, just make a mild statement, and walk out with no warning. It is a brilliant “fuck you”.

A variety of places have tiered pricing based on age. It is not based on employment or income. On the other end of it, my parents took advantage of senior discounts while they were still working and had the highest income of their lives.

Is this guy also going to sue amusement parks and movie theaters for charging adults more?

And can you imagine being that cop’s wife? He comes home from work and just gives you a baby to raise with no consideration for if you want it. This story sounds like something out of distopian fiction.

Jesusfuckingchrist. We have a become a third world country. Some days I feel like we are one step away from being Venezuela.

Definitely have the red carpet. Then there won’t even be the articles and shows about the outfits at the Grammys. E! and others will focus all of their attention on the women’s awards. After all, there are only so many comments that can be made about a man in a dark suit—ooh, he wore sneakers. Isn’t he a bit old for…