I wouldn't fight back with my wife, and all domestic violence acts are regrettable... but the op said, "physical altercation", not argument or nagging. Please argue within the framework of reality.

there is evidence he punched her in the fucking face hard enough to knock her the fuck out. Are you actually my seven year old child, who thinks that "upper cut", or "round house" means anything more than a description of the mechanics of the strike? It has no bearing on the ferocity or power. The dude bench presses…

SEC sorority girl? Nobody should take you seriously for a decade, if ever.

its disingenuous to say the least. I would not be scared of an ensuing anal rape if someone made a joke about being "fucked", or "better lube up", "I'm going to fuck you up", "your ass is gonna be sore", etc... but then again, I'm not a huge pussy. The head line is dishonest. It's weird that they felt the need to drum…

the linked article said, "taft" an accredited online law school. (edit, my mistake, it's unaccredited... carry on.)

Sipowitz? If you have taken the moniker of the Ron Jeremy look alike from nypd blue, then yeah... sure, I'd believe that those are yours.

I'm more of a deadspin guy.

some are. You probably are young and single. I'll bet you haven't had meaningful sex once in your life. Nobody will ever love you.

I guess, but we don't know shit about her politics... wouldn't she be more likely to support fracking, she probably owns millions of dollars in stock in energy companies.

if its the old score, then the author is an asshole, I got a 1240 I think, and that put me somewhere in the 90%.

this article has more terribly turned pbrases and typos than bad snapshots of an old airport... even by gawker media standards, it's bad!

I can't tell if this is a joke, but I am intrigued! Why should she be an "eco-activist"?

you think it takes thirty seconds... but you're probably wrong.

8 hours? The guys in the kitchen want to know how you part timers spend your leisure time after a "double shift" like that.

if I was Israeli, and worried that a rocket could land on me at any moment, or if I was Palestinian and feared the Israeli government was going to kill me for my neighbors actions... either way, I would wish the opposition a painful death. Neither side is "right". I can't support either. I suppose they will mutually…

the Seinfeld of comments?

this makes no sense! The car is eleven years old, probably has over 100k on it, what the fuck? I could have bought an eleven year old German luxury car when I was a teenager washing dishes after school.

you're right. I wanted the first two words to be sentences on their own, kind of like Hemingway's six word story.

that doesn't make him any less of a pussy.

ladies please! Just agree that all non goalkeeper footballers are pussys. Foul or not, he is pathetic for flopping on the ground rather than fighting on towards his goal.