Canada hasn't seen the Stanley cup since Patrick Roy and the Quebec nordics won all those championships in the late nineties... oh wait a minute, that happened in Denver.

Canada's men have only scored one goal in five games... did I make that up? Go ahead, correct me with the actual number, and then go drown your sorrows in maple syrup.

Out gunned finns haven't handed this big of an ass whuppin to superior Russian forces since 1939.

I think he means he got a really short haircut... so his ball cap fits better.

Fine for championship. Stupid for 16 team, ten day tournament. Are you nuts?

There is no debate that southern Florida is in the bible belt. It's not. It's in the
"douches parking their sports car that is worth more than the house they defaulted on at an angle so they take up two parking spaces, supposedly so no one dings the paint job, but really just to draw attention to themselves... belt".…

That, and being seven feet tall and three hundred pounds.

Agreed! It lets them know right up front that this won't lead to any long term dalliances. just strait sex, no strings attached...

But doc, you don't understand! It really burns when I pee!!!

That's what they call ice hockey in Europe, they don't play as rough as we do in north America.

Dude, that chick you hate so much is here! And she's responding to you crazy assed hyperbole. Let her have it!

The hubris before the fall was ok, the best part for me was that you are kinda hot... soooo congratulations on being good looking.

I would prefer it if the athletes in any competition had free reign to beat the shit out of any drunk, fat, middle aged fuckhead who thinks the price of admission=license to disrespect and abuse someone. That asshole and all the others like him are the same as the person who nearly crashed into me and my son on the…

He didn't tell you about her?!? That cad!!! I'm so sorry, you must feel awful.

What i said at first, I was not being obtuse. I was pointing out that when celebrities and socialites get involved, or when corporations hijack a cause to market their products... the whole thing takes on a circus atmosphere. It seems tasteless, but does ultimately achieve its goal for both sides (unless the charities…

That remains to be seen. Like I said, it is certainly raising our awareness of some British cancer charity. I think they will be able too soften what I have already stated was an out of touch framing device for their message. I still have got to say I understand the message they have... I'd rather have my dr. Discover…

So you do see how important it is for people to recognize a social problem, and work to solve it! The first thing I said was they are doing a shitty job of envoking pity and compassion, but they are bringing awareness... maybe they can apologize for hurting your feeling before they euthanize themselves with strong…

Poor syntax. The other people explaining what I meant are doing a better job than I was. The lions share of the donations are going to the ones with high profile campaigns... except for a few months qhen Steve jobs was dying, pancreatic cancer doesn't get the attention. (I'm sure jobs spent a quick billion or ten at…

Thank you. (I admit, I shouldn't have said "quickly"... "certainly" wouldn't have been more appropriate.)

The profile of the koman org, nfl breast cancer awareness month, ridiculous advertisements tie ins (pink cans of soup/ energy supplements etc) balls/ benefits ad nauseam... yes, the campaigns against breast cancer are more glamorous. If you are actually asking if I think the cellular mutations are glamorous... hit…