Ewwww! Crackpipe for the orange accent bits on the interior alone. I hate it when people do that. Did you have enough spray paint to do the whole thing?

Uh, black seats in a brown interior? Does one wear a black beat with brown shoes? CP for this alone.

Grasshopper: The CP is strong with this one.

Cute, but Volkswagon.

P-71, cheap Mustang go fast bits, drop springs.

Look, lets be adults here. Has there ever been a NP Volkswagon? No? Okay, Can we just go ahead and declare ALL VOLKSWAGONS CP all the time? Seriously. Okay, maybe we’ll permits some sub-100k GTIs, but that’s it dammit.

This. All day. Especially the getting married part.

Duh, “Spirit of America” edition Vega...

Can I coin my own? I want an off-road, full-sized van (think something like a Sportsmobile) that has a big, official-looking, factory-style logo on the back that says “Trim-runner”.

Good thing there’s no rust.

Listen, if this thing doesn’t have “new breaks”, I am not interested.

Sergio Coggolia designed two-stroke car? F-yeah! Plus, sounds like a giant dirt-bike. Cool interior too, it is a shame there’s no shots of the dash. Definitely not going to run into another one, anywhere.

If you set fire to $5200, it might actually keep you warm for a few minutes. Just saying.

My father always wore Old Spice.

Moar winning for the Trumpanzies! Bet this is going to make those pinky-dink “Bikers for Trump” happy. Too funny.

Even fire is too good for this thing.

Ford totally won that b/c he opened the tailgate.

Jeez, you guys are harsh. Cut the guy some slack.

You sound a lot like my MO. Cheap, weird, near giant. You want nay, need a 2011-12 Saab 9-5 (get the Turbo Premium or Aero). Both are fun to drive, odd (but not that odd b/c all GM running gear), fit people our size (I’m 6'4" 230lbs) amazingly (I can ride in the back seat behind another full sized adult!), and did I…

The ‘Vette gets ‘em wet.