I once had a custom Nissan Hard Body, the big cab SE Model. Had the V6 from the Maxima I believe. It was 1995, I was 21, and I loved that truck. It was without a doubt the nicest thing I ever owed until that point. I had it lifted, custom wheels and tires, a little engine work done, and an exhaust. To say I was proud…

CP. You gotta love those sweet Firebird mats though.

Test drove the R500. I know, I know it isn’t the R63. But man, did it suck. I sort of imagined it would be like a heavy sedan with a few more seats. But no, it was sort of like an extra heavy minivan, that did nothing well, sucked gas, and was surprisingly slow for a 300+hp car/van/wagon thing. Even my wife and kids…

Do not mess with the “very hungry can-opener”. Many have challenged it power, none have won.

NP. Only because it took me a long time to get those levels dialed in on my graphic equalizer.

I know how to protect myself, but how can I protect other members of my family from purchasing a Range Rover?

CP. You couldn’t pay me $5500 to take it home. And I say that as a former RR owner. You could piss away $5500 bucks on hookers and blow and they would last longer, be more fun to drive, and wouldn’t leave you with a 6,500 pound hunk of metal in your driveway that no one wants. If Trump really wanted to help the…