I'll be worried when they announce asteroid 2012 0H5H1T or 2012 0MFG5HTF.

I've been wearing a $25 down coat I got at the Gap on clearance for the last three seasons. I layer underneath it based on the conditions. It looks great. I have never been cold. Anyone who isn't working in harsh conditions or skiing/snowboarding that's paying $400 for a coat is absolutely insane.

When I heard Jersey, I immediately wondered if the two investment bankers that got "shorted" had a connection to MF Global or Corzine.

I tried a few on my buddy's 4S. I said "Siri, find me a prostitute" and she found an escort 19 miles away. We stumped her with "Siri, find me a pornographic video featuring a midget, a dwarf and an albino".

It bothers me that there's not one single comment on this article that's... related to the article.

It's not "everything". Some of us need seeds, too. :)

As much as I hate the TSA, I have to think that there's at least a possibility that an Air Marshall left this behind.

I'm glad we're moving away from understood visual cues, icon bars, toolbars and familiar functionality in favor of the ever simple eleven finger pinch, twist and drag.

@slyman928: That's a great idea. We could call it "the bill of rights" and use it as the very foundation of our legal system.

This is going to be a huge, expensive failure for Sony and anyone who buys it.

@Cheese Addict: Or try a different beer. [www.beeradvocate.com.]

@The Laughing Man: I don't remember a single time in my childhood that my father or grandfather had to "go get something to cut that open". There was a knife in the pocket, always sharpened and ready to rock. I carry a pocketknife (Gerber) all the time and people look at me like I'm a serial killer half the time…

@The Laughing Man: I have one of these. The red one. It's like it was made for taking apart Xbox 360s... or so I've heard.

@Tzalaf: I'm 36 actually, but I've been battling unreasonable gun fear and other liberal wussery for many, many years, so I look much older.

@Tzalaf: So DHS isn't worried about the millions of illegals coming this way (into the HOMELAND) but they're concerned with guns going the other direction? Talk about ideology...

@Zonky: ...Unless they were registered/subscribed for lifetime during 1999-2000 and then they're free transfers. They didn't spell out initially that it was the lifetime of the UNIT, so they're obliged to transfer them. I transferred a 1st gen Philips that was registered 3 days before the cutoff to my TivoHD with…

@gstar: I love the word "slut-shaming". It proves that we've moved from saying "why the double standard? men do it, too!" to saying "yeah.. she's a slut, but that's nothing to be ashamed of".

@Tzalaf: Poke away, but I don't think you can. This is a liberal myth designed to advance the bogus gun control agenda. The cartels are buying from weapons dealers and governments, not John Q. Public out behind the gun show. They're attacking police stations with fully automatic weapons and grenades. Where are…

@ament001: You have no idea what you're talking about. The federal reserve won't even submit to an audit or tell our congress who they're loaning money to. It's a private corporation made up of member banks that have been busy manipulating the currencies and destroying the economies of countries around the world. …