How about this... a giant nutsack coming down from the sky and crashing through the roof of congress. People are running, chairs and books are flying. Alan Grayson is trapped beneath a giant testicle. Harry Reid narrowly makes it to safety. Barney Frank is in a prayer position kissing and fondling the giant…

@digikrynary: Right. Because it's crazy to talk about the central banks that exist there in the open for anyone to discover or the obvious and admitted concerted plan to destroy America's sovereignty and economic power via environmentally hamstringing us and taxing us to death to pay for it, but it's totally natural…

@gticlutchburn: I'd rather be a troll than a gullible idiot.

@ament001: The new world order isn't a conspiracy theory anymore, dude. People like George Soros and Zbigniew Brzezinski have been talking about it pretty openly lately. And yes, I do think the central banks are that coordinated. And they're also not a government entity. See the Federal Reserve. Not a government…

@digikrynary: Please show me the "proof". I know that the "theory" is in the science, but I figured the "proof" would be in the newspaper or somewhere people could read it. Please indicate where I can find it, as there's a lot of us who didn't hear the news.

@gticlutchburn: I forgot. The energy companies that ultimately profit a few pennies on every gallon of fuel are so much more evil than the governments that profit twenty or thirty times as much on the same gallon.

@ament001: Are you honestly so dumb that you think the Energy companies who make pennies on the dollar employing hundreds of thousands of people around the world extracting and selling fuel have anywhere close to the financial resources as the international bankers who print all of the world's money out of thin air…

@digikrynary: I didn't realize we were proving stuff. Since it was your idea, go ahead and go first.

@pmbaustin: It really is a religion to you people. You didn't even know who the Koch's were a month ago I bet. Nobody paid me. It's pretty obvious that the globalists are pushing for control and this is the BS du jour they're selling to the most gullible. First it was Global Cooling. Then it was Global Warming. …

@Tzalaf: Right. Because they'd rather buy consumer and enthusiast grade guns at retail here in the US and create paper trails and smuggle them across the border in small batches rather than buy military grade hardware from the ChiCom weapons network shipping them in container-loads for pennies on the dollar from…

@nova3930: It ain't the scientists. It's the bankers and politicians who will make billions off of our gullible nation if we let things like Cap and Trade happen here.

@gticlutchburn: CCX.

It amazes me that someone bright enough to write this bot could be taken into the AGW fraud.

Somewhere, George, Paul and Ringo are just shaking their heads as Meg Whitman gets Yoko'd.

Based on the curved corners and the thinness of the apple cutout, it's definitely the macbook air. Based on the Lion, it's 10.7.

Simba? I'm going with Mufasa.

@Cow: I'm pretty sure that any God who thinks firing it into a bag is a sin probably doesn't feel much differently about firing it on her back, cheeks or down the hatch, either. Just sayin...

I don't think you have to be on the fringe to recognize that Obama wants to destroy our country, and he's already doing a pretty good job without an ancient solar death ray.

@4nntt: It's surprising that this comment didn't land your coworker in a heap of trouble. I will refuse anything I perceive as a threat to my personal freedom, but I keep my mouth shut because I know that they have zero tolerance for common sense or humor.

Wow. He's like the second most famous kenyan-born person in the world right now, eh?