My earliest memory of him is when he repeatedly bullied Chelsea Clinton - who was 12 or 13 at the time - by referring to her as the White House dog. More than once. 

Why are they so bad at this? Because they don’t have to be good when acquittal has already been determined. The less that they speak, the sooner they can get to the vote.

Can you get Twitter on a Jitterbug phone?

I was pretty critical of the choice when he was first announced, but he’s said a lot about Vision Zero and re-orienting the Fed’s transportation goals that have me, well, if not encouraged, than at least not concerned, as I perpetually was with Chao.

Here is going to be every left wing’s blog for the next four years.

Thank you for reminding me that Charo is still alive. She was so big in my 70s childhood. Cuchi cuchi, everyone!

I’m amazed they’re having any difficulty at all, TBH.  Give it a few months until organizations figure that everyone’s collective memory spans have forgotten about all of this, and they’ll be hired.  Even with Forbes saying to companies: “if you hire anyone from this administration, we’ll figure everything you say is…

Also second. I wait everyday for Barf Bag because it covers multiple topics, some that are smaller and overlooked. We don’t need to call it BarfBag, but if this is really going away, I’m really going to miss it. It is usually the one-stop shop for all the good comments. 

President Biden has removed a button from the desk in the Oval Office that summoned a butler to bring Diet Coke.

at least waffle house served a purpose during the pandemic.

I believe her, it was a reconnaissance mission, not a tour.

What about real American music like ACDC and the Scorpions?

If you are marrying someone and have not peed with door open in their presence you are not ready for marriage. Not. Even. Close.

Yeah, I recall one of them is a ‘stay at home dad in Florida to five children.’  Way to contribute.  

The only Sex and the City reboot I’d be interested in is one where Samantha is the only character and she has finally gotten rid of her pearl-clutching hanger-ons and is living fabulously without them.

He's doing it from the basement of the Alamo.

Turkey taking a swipe at us.....TURKEY

Wrong. Babies love boobs. There’s literally NO WAY a baby would unfollow her for posting drawings of boobs.