nomarthastewart
NoMarthaStewart
nomarthastewart

iirc, people in DC also found a way to make Spencer feel unwelcome....

might be taking it a tad too seriously; also don’t know who the queen of polka is, but the king is weird al (i guess if weird al is married to a woman it’s his wife)

It always brings a smile to my face and lifts my soul just a bit.

Oh, that video was like balm on a wound during a terrible, terrible day.

I always think of this when it comea to the “freedom” crowd:

The deeply weird thing about Trump and his crowds is... even as much as he loves hearing people cheer for him, he fucking HATES the actual people doing it. He complained how “low class” the people breaking into the Capitol for him were. It’s been said he was even happy COVID made it so he didn’t have to shake hands

Destroyed accidentally by local wizards in 2012.

Being targeted by One Million Moms (AKA Monica Cole’s Lone-Ass Self) is practically a badge of honor.

Ok, I don’t care about Bennifer 2.0 but I will now care about Jennifer Slopez.

The chair is a metaphor, right? I’m bad at these things.

His own kids with a fucking spear gun.

When I was in college, I was going to be an “artist” and so I actually bought canvas, paints, etc. Christ, I couldn’t even make something mildly abstract. I like his stuff and as with all art, if you don’t like it, don’t buy it. And don’t say you could have done it because you couldn’t have and moreover, you didn’t.

She did, but it was before the show was released so she could only go off of the trailer. She gave it a “it was a design choice” regarding the inaccurate fabric colors.

Something about Carrie’s shoes is giving me Clive Barker, which honestly would make this whole thing much more interesting to me.

Castor’s complete ineptitude was on full display at The Former Guy’s Second Impeachment. 

If it makes you feel better, I am an utter failure at rolling my suitcase. You know those elegant flight attendants in their crisp uniforms, walking briskly towards their destination? That’s the opposite of me.

Let us be clear that The Fairness Doctrine was eliminated under (guess who?) the Reagan administration. Not that it would have applied in this situation anyway.

“I just want a mate”