I’ve got a feelin’ we’ll be seeing this line again, and anytime anything positive, or Dem approved needs to pushed through the Senate, so I guess you might as well save the heading for future use.

Hey we went to the same uni! But I went to the college of SVU, so all I know is creative rapes and murders

I'm with you, but there is one for whom my hatred is equal. Her name is Betsy.

Thank you. It’s true. I do so much.

24. If I was stranded alone on an island, I would bring a tweezer, a magnifying mirror and some espresso.

13. If I can’t find a hair tie [for] a ponytail, I just use my underwear.

In other movie titles that should exist, Fast 10: Your Seat Belt

I guess I can see where Pete is coming from. I mean, I’ve been fucked at O’Hare multiple times.

I pictured a komodo dragon holding the stick to administer a beating and I was happy for a moment on this junktacular day of mine. Thank you.

He looks like the Unabomber, if the Unabomber was into Juicy Couture track suits.

President Trump has spent the entirety of the covid-19 pandemic flaunting safety protocols

Not so fast. Juan was cool as shit.

Jesus, wait till this guy hears about Doctor Who!

How does she feel about the queer-baiting controversy?

Worse, it was the final season of Dexter.

Yeah, but what about all the articles/comments by people who just cannot wait for the pandemic to be over because they cannot take one more day of having their kids around 24/7?  Guess it works both ways.

All this talk about “Chris” and “Elliot” and now all I can think of is this guy...

Once again, 2020 disappoints.

And a ban on accrued interest, late charges, bank charges, “handling” charges, and all the other “fees” lenders love to pile onto any mortgage or loan that starts to look shaky. It’s not going to be much help if half the country has to declare bankruptcy a year from now.