What makes this awesomely awkward, not that it will affect anything, is that when Tucker Carlson spoke about the show asking Powell to come on and show the evidence, the right wing media circuits hit really hard back at him and accused of him being another example of Fox News failing Trump.

My thoughts and prayers go out to Covid-19 at this time, and I hope it comes through on the other side.

That Ned Staebler quote automatically qualifies him as the greatest Ned in history. I mean, that was EPIC.

It wasn’t his parents’ first choice of name, but there are too many Sheboygan Cawthorns out there already.

He looks like his preferred lovemaking style would be: Constant negging followed by 2 minutes of jackhammer.

I assumed that Chris Pine had absorbed the spirit of the late, great John Prine, thus permanently putting him at No. 1.

Don’t believe it. They’re sociopaths.

The most offensive part of that Keanu Reeves item?

Damn it, Game of Thrones. I didn’t even watch the show, yet my mind read “they have Game of Thrones to do a better job of hiding it from the rest of us.”

I can confirm that our goal is absolutely a full-blown matriarchy. First we gain the presidency, then we start oppressing the men.

We start passing laws on what elective medical procedures they can have to erode their bodily autonomy, pay them less so they’re more dependent on us, only test medication on women so it’s …

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I sometimes wonder why the equivalent of NATO doesn’t exist for Caribbean nations who depend heavily on the cruise industry.

“’Scuse me? What? What did you say? No...you said sumptin’ ‘bout dolphins! Say it! Say it to my face! Say it again!!!”

Oh god, the Presidential Library. Can we make that not a thing for one term presidents? Or at least cap the spending on it to half of the others? There’s no way he isn’t going to go for making it Trumpland.

I would love a vacation too...but other countries won’t let us in*....soooooo there’s that...

What you did there, it has been seen.

But Barack Obama is already married!

I need someone to explain why This Is Us is a good show and not grief porn.

I... wouldn’t count AZ as a sure thing, as it was called early by bad data on Edison’s part (they were reporting many, many fewer votes remaining than there actually were). It’s still there on AP’s website in their explanation.

*waves in ADHD, undiagnosed until mid-thirties*