Considering she’s gotten a new face since they were last together, Tristan may believe he’s dating someone new.

Wow, are you ever wrong about his songwriting genius. Go complain about something else. 

Alternate sign-offs:

Don’t put off till tomorrow what you can do today,Rush!

Not sure, but I think 0/1 are.

Personal trainer/sperm donor....aren’t they the same people?

It’s stupid and I hate it.

Gotta go with the cops, just on this one. The LAST thing that color says to me is police. The first is field trip with Tina’s Summer Camp for the Morally and Politically Challenged.

Speaking of Trump’s health... the President is slotted to do a health check live Friday night during Tucker Carlson’s White Nationalism Power Hour show on Fox News.

I knew when I was 8 years old that church people are hypocrites. Children can see right through their bullshit.

Same. Every time I open my browser, it’s really just to check and see if Trump has collapsed or has had a heart attack or stroke yet. Everything else just feels like disappointing filler while I’m waiting.

When Joe Biden was Vice-President, we had a President.

Meanwhile, the UK is having a normal one.

They won’t be around too long. They’ll be gone in 60 seconds.

The ‘Drive By’ jokes are going to be fast and furious.

I think he might have drunk the bleach. 

This is the first time Melania has been positive around Trump in a long long time.

I’m sure all our thoughts and prayers are with the coronavirus at this diffcult time.