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Seth Rogen is disingenuous or really stupid.

I guess there’s a certain poetry to dying of a respiratory disease after a Chainsmokers concert.

Tom Hanks saves the day again, because until his bit at the end I had no idea who any of these people were.

God bless The Onion. Though I’m sure McEnany would love the opportunity to play this episode for her kid if it were real.

Get your people in line, then.

I refuse to engage with these rankings.

I’m white*, house to the right holds a Black family, house to the left has a Latinx one, so my suburb has already been destroyed. It’s a lovely place to live.

When I was 16, I read Wuthering Heights and fell in love with Heathcliff. Then I reread it when I was 35, and I had no idea how fucked up my attraction to him was. He killed puppies! He stalked Catherine. 

Miller’s family hates him so much I wouldn’t be surprised if they mailed him grandma’s corpse holding a sign reading You did this

I am not over here extolling the disgusting mess of salsa and eggs with tortilla chips I just ate for breakfast.

Seriously... Team Marshall here, and I never thought life would come to this.

Or anything else having to do with women’s health. 

They don’t take heavy periods seriously enough either. 

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Maybe if he found something, he would be o.k.

I imagine the required 14-day quarantine when moving between countries at Epcot Center has got to be a real drag.

I haven’t been around these parts for a little while. Is it just me, or are there hardly any articles/blogs and far fewer commenters compared to not so long ago?

I’ve had a Tennant Crush for YEARS now. The man is inexplicably hot.

Huh I never knew they were together and now I have all the emotions simultaneously 

I just found out yesterday that Jennifer Grey and Clark Gregg (you may think of him as Agent Coulson but I always think of him as Old Christine’s ex-husband) separated after 19 years of marriage and it made me a little sad. I don’t know why. I mean, 19 years between actor/celebrities is like 100 years in regular