Also, I hear the Hotel California is in lockdown, because you can never leave.

Here’s the thing: remember this story. Because, at some point in time in the possibly very near future, you are going to be minding your own damned business when somebody you know or work with is going to have their ‘tic rage going and make that oft-repeated talking point that nobody without insurance is getting…

As much as I hate Trump, and I really really hate him, its Betsy DeVos that I truly wish beyond the worst for. She doesnt get the excuse that shes a moron like he does.  Shes truly an evil, reprehensible person.

I feel like this story is dirt bag worthy, also barf bag:

While I wouldn’t have chosen the word “victimized,” I admit that I have never been comfortable with an adult woman choosing a child to act as her public proxy.

I tried a standing desk for awhile and let me tell you, I can waste just as much time standing as sitting.

Don’t feel bad I haven’t known who anyone was in pop culture in decades.Just smile and nod.

In repose, my bosom lacks pep; rather than two beautiful grapefruits floating aloft on my solar plexus, they more closely resemble those grapefruits encased in a tube sock and left to hang free.

More like pickled.

Mark looks a little gristly but Patty appears finely marbled. Possibly already marinated.

Yes, if the dog was truly being abused and neglected, please just go through the proper channels and give the unhoused the respect of trusting they CAN potentially be taking great care of their service dog.

Whether this individual was or was not neglecting their dog, do not trick them and steal their beloved pet out…

Hazel, I wish you hadn’t touched this topic. I know the Kimmel thing keeps getting tossed around on Jez, and if you had read the comments on those prior pieces you wouldn’t be looking this foolish.

Everybody knows that Kimmel was that guy. Corolla is still that guy. The difference (and one that should make all of us…

Imagine had they used the ‘n-word,’ or displayed a Jewish prisoner in concentration camp clothing with a yellow star as ‘satire.’ It would be unacceptably shocking.

Florida Gulf Coast here. We aren’t in a hot zone, but I’m afraid we haven’t yet peaked. It’s amazing how many people I see in the grocery store not wearing a fucking mask. They are readily available now, so there’s no excuse other than assholery. We aren’t going out much at all and have only eaten out once (outdoors,…

And once again, my inability to differentiate Jerry Lewis and Jerry Lee Lewis bites me in the ass.  “He got cancelled because he married his 14-year-old cousin!”. No, Steve. Wrong Jerry.

Let me preface this by saying I read this feature every. single. day.

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There’s a ball gag underneath that mask....

Because the show spent so much time mocking Fox News, it highlighted something nobody wants to admit: white people are really good at mocking other white people. Stewart grew up loving Mel Brooks, just like the rest of us 60’s suburban babies, and nobody mocked whitey better than Mel. 

Covid-19 will be renamed the Harmless Imaginary Virus.