My mom would get Weekly Word News for fun, but was always embarrassed by it. So she would tell me, loudly, to “get Grandma’s papers for her.”

At 10 am. 

I’m pretty sure Trump wouldn’t mind if it was called Reichsgiving.

So Barf Bag is no more?

Aw I loved Dave.  But people wouldn't totally see through it. It would be too much a personality change. 

I read it as her Crotch was unsullied and as someone who currently has her period, I was a jealous. 

Garland Healey.   I sound like a boy!

And his worried about his daughter's virginity?

His brother was an airplane pilot who was constantly belittled by his father and Donald. He ended up quitting to go into the family business then drank himself to death. So the good ones don’t last lon .

I was wondering the same thing.

Grandma candy! I thought that's what they were talking about too.  

YES! My thought exactly.

Mmm....with a mixture of semi melted butter in each divot.

Which is why elephants look at us like puppies? Cute dumb puppies. 

What about Detachable Penis by King Missile?

Yes, yes it is.

Creepiest ending of a video ever. 

I am really disappointed it's not.  

Did you have kids? That’s what did it for me.