Why would endorse someone who could die tomorrow and everyone would be able say, "Well, he had long life and accomplished many things.  We know his health wasn't good."

2 weddings and at least 4 dressings between the 2 weddings?  I beginning to think the Baldwin-Biebers are not mature enough to be married. 

My daughter has a hearing loss and we started the closed captioning for her, but by god, it certainly makes it easier on us.  And Hugh Grant is right.  The movies are frigging loud.  But I still can't understand what people are saying. Is it really that hard to equalize the explosions and the conversations?  

My grandma told me, “Never do your husband’s chore because it will become yours."

Aways pee after sex. For the last 20 years I have only had 2 UTIs. Even my husband will be like, “okay go pee” when we are done.  So I am telling you.  Always pee after sex.

And I learned it just now! Which brings back a memory of some guy singing the song in a bird costume,  and it’s all coming together.

If my eyes roll any harder, they are going to fall out of my head. 

That’s my Hulk.

You mean "Optimism" won't cure my anxiety and depression? 

Not worth the cost of extra migraine drugs.

I started teaching in 94. (Crap I'm old.) I remember teachers talking about hiding their pregnancies in the late 80s because the expectation was you were supposed to quit. 

I didn’t make a fuss for the exact reasons you mentioned. I would like to think that I would now that make a fuss being 20 years older and wiser.

I sexually assaulted on an overnight flight to Italy by a guy whose wife and kids were sleeping across the aisle. 

I dunno—Evans in his  CA suit?

Did she just quote the Days of Our Lives beginning?

He's well groomed and apparently does squats. 

Plus she was on Doctor Who once!

You made me snort giggle. You get a star. 

Hee hee. Cruz looks so sad.  

Wait what? I was born in 72, and trust me, no teacher told me how special I was and tried to raise my self esteem.