nomarthastewart
NoMarthaStewart
nomarthastewart

They never stay up.  Never.

As a parent, you always worry. His kids will always be in the public eye. Even if they got rid of the monarchy today, they would be the ex-royalty blah blah.

Fuck it. Wear swim shorts.  That's what I do.  

Really? I’ve been everywhere but Earls Court.  I'm so tired. 

What Does the Fox Say?

Yep. And I like Old Town Road despite my 14 year old singing (screeching) it at the top of her lungs. And when she was 10 I took her to see Swift.

I’m currently in London now and I keep hoping to see a big blue police box and a bunch of people yelling at me to run.

1. I laughed out at the headline.

I believe it is "locked and loaded" but for him "cocked" is a fair assessment. 

As a special ed teacher and a parent with an autistic child, these stories make me angry and sad. Snake oil salesman taking advantage of desperate parents (not bad parents-but but desperate for some higher level of communication,daily level skills, alleviation of misplaced guilt). I shuddered at the hyperbaric

I always had a thing for Spike. I felt he was just deeply misunderstood...and hot.

Yes it was. 

Hey, we're related!

Ok, I don’t agree with the testing, but what’s the solution? I couldn’t use the bathrooms all day when I was in high school because the smoke would give me an asthma attack. Vaping is none not to be safe no matter what Juul tries to sell it as.

I want him to spoil himself during an important public event on live TV so that there is no way they can cover up in incompetence or incontinence.

Do we really want the CRO-MAGAs to have their martyr?

I was thinking this.  I started cracking up because I am not the most rhythmic person at the best of times, then you add to two different beats going on....people could get hurt.  

God, I miss Bobby! I actually remember that article. I wanted to show it to Mr. Martha and say, “Look! Someone lazier than me!”

I don't mind the Joey episodes.  The only one that I really disliked was Ross.  I do not like the "I'm moody, jealous, dismissive of want you want, stalkerish only because I love you." characters in shows.  And unfortunately, I don't think we have gone much further than that especially in shows geared to the