nomarthastewart
NoMarthaStewart
nomarthastewart

So we rewatched Friends (well, I rewatched it, my 14 year old daughter and husband watched it for the first time) and I know I am supposed to hate it now, but....I still love it. There are some things that I found wrong then that I find wrong now. My daughter and I both agree that Ross and Rachel don’t belong

Clarke and Bellamy got married!!  Squeee!! My daughter (14) and I are all over this. 

I loved Summer School!  And really whenever someone brings him up that's my first thought.  

I disagreed with you until you said Jensen Ackles then I thought

4th degree tear on my first that started  to smell as it was healing. Smell like sewage.  It was disgusting. I ended up going to ER thinking I had an infection.  Endured another pelvic exam which was wonderfully fun.  Only to be told it was the stitches. My second one, no epidural, midwife, not even a tear. Easiest

Oh my part of NC is this

My niece adopts special needs kitties.  She has 4 or 5 right now. 

Cnurse away my foul mouthed friend. 

Fuckers.

I thought it was we couldn't BOWl on Shabbat.  Which was strange, because my husband took the kids bowling tons of times on Saturdays.....

He could always try Prezi like my 5rh grader's did. 

Yyeah I have the Knix sports bra.  Same issue, but I paid too much money for the fucker not to wear it. 

I really wanted someone to show up as a tent. 

Me too.  I would go as a tent. 

actually, I missed the Onion tag at first and believed it for about 2 seconds. How’s that for sad? But I’m currently teaching in a state that has Republicans putting forth legislation that’s would give us 5% raise if we concealed carried at work. 

It's even better if you put some pimento cheese on it. 

I loved Hogans Heroes!! Those lovable Jew killing scamps.

I will always have a soft spot for this movie, because it is where I learned how to pronounce Versace.  I was 23 and I had only seen the brand in print.  So when she was finally corrected, all I could think was, "Thank God, I found out before I ever made a fool of myself!"

It's okay.  The grocery store I worked at in high school and college had mostly alcoholics and drug abusers.  It was a necessity to get through the constant customer abuse and the mostly Italian male dominated management who had no problem calling you a bitch if you messed up. 

I fucking loved those shoes way back when. In my 20's. sob