Are you telling me that the fields of show-business and marketing are full of phonies?

and by “we,” we mean Stephen King, and by “ourselves,” we mean “Stephen King’s Twitter followers”

Well, I think Nigel explains it as “a song about a sex farm,” implying how numerous and commonplace such operations are. You know, then, that Japan probably has way more sex farms. You can get equipment used in actual sex farms out of vending machines in that country.

I take the opposite view. The recent shit’tastic Twilight Zone revival came off even worse because of the well-regarded pedigree they failed to even come close to living up to. So if you’re going to revive something, I think it’s an edge to reboot something with a more middling reputation.

Close. It’s when you go online and write about television.

When Kim was threatening that the offer would go down the longer Corbin’s character waited: All the time he spent trying to get back what they took, more’s going out the door.

For the kiddies: David Cross dunking on Lippy twice before they eventually worked together.

a lot of critics thought she might even take home an Oscar

You’re either misinformed or intentionally misinforming.

Hustlers was tremendous shit and Lopez’ apex was Out of Sight.

Jennifer Lopez is a little bummed that we all overhyped her Oscar chances

When San Andreas came out, someone asked me where I thought the next edition’s theme would go. I jokingly replied “Grand Theft... Future!”

In my opinion, the Kim-curbing was a little shitty, but I think that and the other crummy things Howard did was him just being too loyal to his best friend Chuck and not feeling like he could question him. I think Howard just revered Chuck until the bitter end, thinking he must always be right. I can’t really blame…

You called me a name first and I simply dished it right back to you for fun. I didn’t complain about you doing so (because it didn’t bother or threaten me) and I’m not complaining now, just stating a fact.

You use this word “hypocrite.” I do not think it means what you think it means.

I do too. Howard took a tremendous amount of bullshit from both brothers, despite doing his best to treat both of them with fairness and decency. I really liked it when he finally stood up for himself against each of them.

Careful, you’re quickly pivoting from bitchy to cunty.

Less insufferable than CuntraPoints, but really, who isn’t?

What an incredibly snotty first line.