Whether you liked the “fake-woke” story or not, you have to admit

Ski Johnson is an inventor, too.

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he already did. That’s how he got banned for life from Fort Knight Live.

Thank you, I was wondering if someone else had seen “Valiant” or if I just had a false memory of this scene.

I didn’t even know who that was at first. How am I supposed to recognize Butthole-Eyes (instead of some vanilla social media doucher) when he wears shades?

The Chicago 7 were all Caucasian males! I’m very angry that Twitter let this movie about White Patriarchy get made and disgusted that AVC writers openly admit to “anticipating” it.

I like how the AVC writer actually managed to avoid turning this into a bullshit Identity Politics thing, yet the always-reliable asshole commentators managed to pick up the slack.

Gillis makes some really fun mashups. Check him out, kids. That is all.

Famous person did a meaningless, low-effort, self-aggrandizing thing.

Neither am I, you’re projecting.

Finally, something we agree on. 🤗

You do that every day, sweetheart. There’s no need to announce it.

The hated “Joker” wins an Academy Award for Score

Two of the most tired burns in one 💩-post, very efficient.

I had the same truly amazing nitpick.

The real star of that film

The film was based on an article that crept way too close to excusing the actions of a known liar and violent criminal. Most of the accounts of what occurred were from this same liar.

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I regret to inform you that - in reality - “Hustlers” was a tremendously shit movie and Lopez’ performance was nothing special.