Hayley Atwell could be picking eye boogers in the morning and it would be sexy.
It can’t be said enough just how much Chris Evans kills it as Captain America. Even moreso than Downey as Stark, Evans might be the single best casting choice in any Marvel film.
“Improv” suggests she intended to do it, I’m not entirely sure she did, she just couldn’t stop herself!
Chief Souza can only dream of Peggy looking at him like that.
I have been told that I need to use a different, lower grade towel to wipe my mouth after brushing my teeth, to protect the sanctity of the good bathroom towel from stray paste residue.
I like to steal towels from vacation. Partly for the thrill of being Linen The Kid, partly because some are damn fine towels. I currently dry off with a jazzy Norwegian Cruise Line number that is enormous, thick as a comforter, and absorbent as a giant sponge. The wife doesn’t mind because it actually matches our…
Drew wouldn't say it because he hates it, but the correct answer on what food to always buy brand name is mayo. And that brand should be Dukes.
Yeah, I tried that. Then my 3 year old hit our cat with a toy hammer while watching Tom and Jerry. We watch Disney Junior now.
It took me a while to figure out you weren’t from Wisconsin.
I was just chilling, doing a little hunting, when I saw them roll up. I don’t like to pass judgement, but these guys looked weird. They were like a bad semi-Goth band with hipster tendencies for wool and poorly fitting jackets. Ugh, those hats were atrocious too. And they were rolling deep. Women, animals, you name…
You want the movie to take a sudden depressing downturn because fictional poilice characters that we didn’t even know died? This isn’t fucking DC...
Back in the late '90s, I was in the Balkans with the U.S. Army and had to do escort duty for a USO tour. It was a couple of NFL cheerleaders, some middlingly popular starlet whose name I forgot about six seconds after she left, and Dennis "Mr. Belding" Haskins. I was a tad out of the SBTB demographic at the time, so I…