You can’t have the Cocks hat without the accompanying Beavers cap for those special occasions.

How has everyone missed the white truck pulling into the parking lot of the and braking when he sees the Toyomissle? Can you imagine how pissed he is that the Taco is cutting him off for that primo parking spot up front?

Fake tree all day! The real kicker for the switch is the un-decorating process. If I have to wear long sleeves, thick gloves and protective glasses to remove ornaments then I am O-W-T. I don’t need to look like I got into a brawl with 15 alley cats.

As a southern man, though I differ with your politics and the politics of California, I don’t remember hoping that the Lord was destroying you during the Loma and Sawmill fires. Nor do I recall gleefully rejoicing in the chaos of the San Fransisco earthquake of 89. However, I do remember praying intensely for the…

Full disclosure: I am a Southern Gentlemen that does still believe in the quiet genteel southern experience. So some of my answers may be colloquial.

I may be overthinking this one, but I took it as the working class boy “sticking” it to the “(wo)man”. It seemed like Eggsy had come out on top and realized every man’s dream of raising above your circumstances.

Are we all forgetting that the crazy ones are ALWAYS the best in bed?

“All I want is to open a window and get consistent outside airflow that is entirely unaffected by varying speeds. I don’t think this is much to ask.”

I always prefer the long overnight drive because you don’t have to worry about the soccer mom/dad that only drives outside of a 50 mile radius two maybe three times a year. Those people don’t understand the unwritten rules of interstate driving and thus are prone to fear, panic and distracted driving. Besides truckers…

Not to be a stickler, well kind of, that tractor is a 1952 Farmall Super C. Notice the grill and front wheels are a match. My family farm has two, the one pictured for shows, parades etc and another that is still in limited operations since its purchase in 1953. MUD ON