@madeofawesome: It's also harder when you have another friend of the same name but spelled differently. You can have a tendency to spell it the way you're most used to, no matter which one you're referring to. I have a friend, Stacy, and I keep sticking an e in there before correcting myself.

@femme-bot: I think it's more that her legs seem to be crossed closer to her knees, not her ankles. If your thighs aren't touching a bit, then, well...congrats?

@erinna: I claim the day after that!

@RodetheTrolleywithStanwyck: I'm sorry. This doesn't add anything to the conversation, but I have to say it. You just made me laugh harder than I have in years.

@A Small Turnip: Heehee. Thanks. I flap my hands and everything.

@A Small Turnip: I do the cloud run naked, the rare times I wear perfume. Does that help with the perfume working properly, or do I look even more stupid than everybody else doing it when they have their clothes on?

@Scout: My exact thought. He is the bar by which I measure men as potential mates. I'm pretty sure I'll be single forever.

@BreeDMN: Yeah, if that's what 20 lbs. overweight is supposed to look like, I'm screeeeeeeewwwwed.

@thecameralovesyou: This made my day, and I don't even know why.

@Dancingfrog: Sorry...I may have injected that tone into your post myself. I've seen so many "Cute, I want one!" post, but I've seen almost as many "ZOMG, no way he should be there he should be in the wild what a horrible person!" posts. Both can be misguided, definitely the former.

@Dancingfrog: Like I said, this woman has to have been trained in wildlife rescue. I have not been. Therefore, I must assume that she knows better what the best course is for this little otter for survival in whatever environment he will permanently live.

@andromache: My guess is its a rescue case and may not be able to live successfully in the wild, or even in an exhibit (adult otters aren't very nice) at this age. Like someone said before, this lady seems to work at a marine park. You do have to have a permit to keep an otter, and it entails having at least two years…

@madeofawesome: Improvement, not miracle. :) #newmoon

You're right...Meyer's dress is a little odd. I can't help but think it would have been an improvement if the sleeves had been solid black, though. #newmoon

Does...does he have boobies? #willferrell

I have ridiculous amounts of love for you. #cyndilauper

@HeatherNumber1: I haven't see any petitions, but...

@curiousgeorgiana: ...and a new pair of pants.

I want to give all those grannies hugs.

And that reminds me...I haven't been to the sex clinic today to get my daily abortion! Damn, I hope they'll be able to fit me in with all those little girls just stuffed into the building to get theirs!