9 people from Toronto and no hits... what is this, Broken Social Scene?

Taking shots and getting hammered is what got us into this mess, man.

This team signs kicker eleven.

The ball had barely made it past the outside of the post when he heard the shout. Eddy watched as The Nagy, red-faced and foaming at the mouth, marched the young man to the Fifty and forced him to his knees in the center of the C painted on the grass.  

Is the Bears kicker now like the Spinal Tap drummer?

Juuuuuuust a bit outside.

I think the only one to ever like Toledo was Corporal Klinger.

Sorry, but Dan Marino is having a hard time getting his Isotoners off.

If only there was an unemployed QB that previously took his team to the Super Bowl available...

Lauding her drive and willingness to do amazing things is great, and I’m sure as hell sad about this, but calling people gutless and sheep because they choose not to take unnecessary risks for an adrenaline thrill is some really pathetic projecting.

You seem to forgotten about Edna Krabappoly, which save the franchise and renewed popular interest in the game

this is too far down

David Tracy: “17 million postal jeeps”

“What’s he gonna do next? A flapping dickey?”

To be fair, the river did stare at that home run for a really long time.

Where’s Air Bud 2: Electric Boogaloo? 

How is it better than The Empire Strikes Back? That’s just insanity.

Report: Robbie Amell growing on coach Jon Gruden.

By this standard, the Colorado Rockies are a band.

BL didn’t need dipsticks at all.  If it ever stopped leaking, you needed to add oil.