I have a cookie for you but I got it from Amazon, would you still like it?

Careful.  Their stock takes a dive whenever you say that!

Tossed by an Ángel

Wait til President Dewey hears about this! 

so when the Bruins win the Cup on Wednesday will these ads then show up on the web browsers of poor children in Africa?

Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth.

“Yankees Fan Righteously Insecure Post Perfectly Illustrates Why We Hate Yankees Fans”

Vlad Guerrero Jr’s Righteous Dong

“I’m a white guy lawyer lots of people don’t like”

I refuse to believe that Wydad Casblanca is anything but the newest member of the Black Eyed Peas.

Baseball: Where it’s totally not cool to do your job to try and beat someone else in the game you’re playing, but it’s absolutely fine to throw a projectile at someone’s face if they watched their home run for too long that one time 10 months ago.

I’ve been a more-than-casual roadie for 20+ years, since (the first time) I blew my ACL. I am the first person to acknowledge that having proper equipment makes any length of ride much more enjoyable, but it’s a world of quickly diminishing returns. Nobody would enjoy hammering out a Century on a $100 CCM from…

Bike riders are easily the worst. Fuck those clowns n their Lance Armstrong cosplay outfits all bombing down the rail trail at a whopping 15 mph like they’re training for the Tour so they can go to the craft brewery later and sit around in their too-tight shorts trading Strava readings while complaining that the IPA…

You’d think he, of all people, would heed Nancy Reagan’s advice to Just Sano.

The Twins used to play in the Metrodome. They have lost all rights to complain about the quirks or crappiness of another stadium in perpetuity.

Green chili cheeseburgers are amazing. As is your geocities note.

Green chili cheeseburgers are amazing. As is your geocities note.

FAKE POOS!

this lady is

And thus, the inherent danger in telling someone to take a hike.