This, then, is what happens when a king of the three true outcomes loses his bat speed, and with it his power to keep pitchers honest, and is reduced to a one-true-outcome hitter. (The one true outcome for all of us is decline, and, eventually, death.)

That was quite a Tempest, Bledsoe.

Masseuse in Green Bay could very well be the least erotic job in the country. God, you really have to be out of options to get into the practice of kneading the backfat of that population of total goobers. Telling yourself that it’s worth hearing all the “oh gaahhhd and oh craaap that’s good” because their constant…

I used to think that before baseball went to the imbalanced schedule, and now I have to watch the Padres nineteen times a year.

Area Commenter Posts Good Comment

You can tell he clearly knows he didn’t get all of it. And flips the bat out of frustration. This is a terrible post. 

Dick Bawls “Strike!” Ball Strikes Dick

“Back...and to the left”

Or thirteen beers.

They were actually commemorating the average score of the matches held on the field.

That soccer field is looking Minnesota AND feeling Minnesota.

So like “The food made me ill but the restroom was clean enough to throw up in.”?

Nope, this is EXACTLY the time for this. There is no national conversation about this kind of thing. In New Zealand, it took all of 24 hours for things to change. In the US, guns are as revered as the Bible. Until that changes, you all are screwed and the rights of guns matter more than the health - physical or mental…

I love my ‘99 R/T! I still daily mine at 280k+ miles and it’s a hell of a lot of fun on the Tail of the Dragon (I’m local) with coilovers, poly bushings, and NT01s. Just got through converting the rack to manual and pulling the A/C so it’ll get demoted to weekend duty in the next year or two, but that’ll just be a…

I had a 1998 Dodge Neon in high school (about 11 years ago). Yeah it was cheap, yeah it was falling apart, but it was tough as nails and reliable as hell. Admittedly I beat the ever living crap out of that car but it never let me down. I finally sold it for $500 at 400,000kms. I hold a soft spot in my heart for the…

Obviously!

So you’re suggesting we have a Jagr / Ichiro buddy athlete show, right?

Sure, it takes years off your life. But they’re the shitty years!! My great aunt lived to 92, which was about 20 years longer than it should have been. between the macular degeneration, osteoporosis and dementia, she ended up talkingto her dead relatives, complaining she couldn’t see them.

Fact: Soda takes years off your life.

In Florida? Never. We are a lawless jungle filled with snakes and crocodiles and old people with dementia. We will die the way we lived......carelessly and probably with at least one form of hepatitis.