Or thirteen beers.

We lost Bonsia Kitten (benign parody that freaked in its day) and gained conspiracy theories.

In my heart, Winamp still whips the llama’s ass. 

je déteste les lundis.

They were actually commemorating the average score of the matches held on the field.

That soccer field is looking Minnesota AND feeling Minnesota.

So like “The food made me ill but the restroom was clean enough to throw up in.”?

Nope, this is EXACTLY the time for this. There is no national conversation about this kind of thing. In New Zealand, it took all of 24 hours for things to change. In the US, guns are as revered as the Bible. Until that changes, you all are screwed and the rights of guns matter more than the health - physical or mental…

I love my ‘99 R/T! I still daily mine at 280k+ miles and it’s a hell of a lot of fun on the Tail of the Dragon (I’m local) with coilovers, poly bushings, and NT01s. Just got through converting the rack to manual and pulling the A/C so it’ll get demoted to weekend duty in the next year or two, but that’ll just be a…

I had a 1998 Dodge Neon in high school (about 11 years ago). Yeah it was cheap, yeah it was falling apart, but it was tough as nails and reliable as hell. Admittedly I beat the ever living crap out of that car but it never let me down. I finally sold it for $500 at 400,000kms. I hold a soft spot in my heart for the…

Obviously!

So you’re suggesting we have a Jagr / Ichiro buddy athlete show, right?

Sure, it takes years off your life. But they’re the shitty years!! My great aunt lived to 92, which was about 20 years longer than it should have been. between the macular degeneration, osteoporosis and dementia, she ended up talkingto her dead relatives, complaining she couldn’t see them.

Fact: Soda takes years off your life.

Long Live JARTS!

Long Live JARTS!

I spend my days writing about Roombas from the 1950s, teen hackers from the 1980s, and movies that American presidents watched while in office.

I get it. There’s not much I like to do more than watching birds, if you know what I mean.

O.G. Lawn Darts. A game so poorly thought out by the “greatest generation” that it will forever go down in infamy as being as fun as it was deadly. 

O.G. Lawn Darts. A game so poorly thought out by the “greatest generation” that it will forever go down in infamy as…

In Florida? Never. We are a lawless jungle filled with snakes and crocodiles and old people with dementia. We will die the way we lived......carelessly and probably with at least one form of hepatitis.