If you need to get the music right for it to be successful, then it shouldn’t be an Olympic sport.

They didn’t even have the decency to write “BOO” on him and put a half-full bowl of candy at his feet while they waited for the coroner? Shameful.

Fat bottomed Guerreros, you make the rockin’ world go round!

As a wise man once said “Sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I won’t eat the filthy mutherfucker.”

“delicious-ass fucking meat”

Behold the power of the correctly-placed hyphen.