Never, I suppose...but when has a right wing dork with no opinions other than the ones they regurgitate from other sources ever impressed anyone with the word “libtard?” You sound like a 10th grader.

You don’t understand how much I adore this comment

Yeah I mean whatever helps him I guess...it still boggles my mind that in the same breath, he thanks God for giving him his family, then just writes off this same supposed God for having them brutally killed by a family member. “Oh well, guess it was just part of the plan! Shucks.” Mind blowing. But absolutely, please…

Found Jeselnik’s burner account. Take your fucking star

I mean he’s one better, isn’t he

You should have stopped immediately after “I haven’t watched the special”

Jesus, just like clockwork, as soon as a few people arbitrarily decide that a star has had enough success, they wait till a new project from that person comes up, and RUSH to be the first to let everyone know that they’ve figured it out! This person is past their prime/no longer funny/too edgy/too safe/whatever else,…

Yeah cause he was a real looker 20 years ago

+1 set of earrings that he pulls off better than Maj. Houlihan

I’ll just wait here for the footage of your jet car exploits. Yes, it’s sad that a great and very cool woman is dead, but it’s not inappropriate to point out that she put herself in that situation on purpose, and with full knowledge of what could happen. Just because you don’t purposely put yourself in insane levels…

The fact that you used the word “influencer” in a sentence that wasn’t followed by hysterical laughter and ended the article right there is a sad statement unto itself; then (stupidly) I kept reading and realized it was an op-ed on a fucking fried chicken sandwich that you could re-create in any kitchen on the…

“Right: I don’t care if 10 needy people are neglected, so long as 1 cheater doesn’t get to cheat*”

This is what I’m saying.

But someone at the beginning had to read the rules to teach those people...and they just arbitrarily left out a pretty important rule? Like who the fuck does that? Like when you learned to play Risk, did anyone go “oh the person who’s name is first in the alphabet always gets Irkutsk. That’s just how we do it.” Who…

Thank god, finally a powerful PC with alien green + dark red lights and a sharp, angular logo. Great to see some fresh ideas.

Actually, yes.

Who doesn’t play by that rule? It’s literally in the rules. As is the Free Parking thing.

And although I love Triscuits, it’s Ritz and Wheat Thins TILL I DIE, hopefully with a several years old cheddar. Call me a purist, I dunno

A buddy of mine worked for Kraft and years ago before the Rosemary Olive Oil ones came out, he brought a bunch of us a case of them on our camping trip because he had a van full of them for promo or something...anyway fast forward to the end of a weed-fueled 4 day camping trip, and your poop smells like rosemary for…

+2 boyfriends