+1 set of earrings that he pulls off better than Maj. Houlihan

I’ll just wait here for the footage of your jet car exploits. Yes, it’s sad that a great and very cool woman is dead, but it’s not inappropriate to point out that she put herself in that situation on purpose, and with full knowledge of what could happen. Just because you don’t purposely put yourself in insane levels…

The fact that you used the word “influencer” in a sentence that wasn’t followed by hysterical laughter and ended the article right there is a sad statement unto itself; then (stupidly) I kept reading and realized it was an op-ed on a fucking fried chicken sandwich that you could re-create in any kitchen on the…

“Right: I don’t care if 10 needy people are neglected, so long as 1 cheater doesn’t get to cheat*”

This is what I’m saying.

But someone at the beginning had to read the rules to teach those people...and they just arbitrarily left out a pretty important rule? Like who the fuck does that? Like when you learned to play Risk, did anyone go “oh the person who’s name is first in the alphabet always gets Irkutsk. That’s just how we do it.” Who…

Thank god, finally a powerful PC with alien green + dark red lights and a sharp, angular logo. Great to see some fresh ideas.

Actually, yes.

Who doesn’t play by that rule? It’s literally in the rules. As is the Free Parking thing.

And although I love Triscuits, it’s Ritz and Wheat Thins TILL I DIE, hopefully with a several years old cheddar. Call me a purist, I dunno

A buddy of mine worked for Kraft and years ago before the Rosemary Olive Oil ones came out, he brought a bunch of us a case of them on our camping trip because he had a van full of them for promo or something...anyway fast forward to the end of a weed-fueled 4 day camping trip, and your poop smells like rosemary for…

+2 boyfriends

Excellent pick. Just saw the mighty Pumpkins last Wednesday and they absolutely did not disappoint.

Unpopular opinion: Not defending the insufferable M+S, but to me it’s a bit of a “fool, or the the fool who follows him” situation...no one forced that park to host a concert, and the Sons can’t be held responsible for the weather. These cats took a risk and it’s didn’t work out, I say they had this coming to them.

So you haven’t heard Imagine Dragons?

If the Orioles were served these cakes, Chris Davis would try to put one in his mouth and miss. He’d then try 8 more times, miss 7 of them, and the 8th would glance off the side of his face.

He might not have too, but try telling him that

“ creed, national origin, gender, sexual orientation, marital status, religion”

But then how could you impress billionaire pedophiles as you become the new Jeff Epstein?

I know they say Lego is getting expensive but shit...is there seriously anyone on earth who thinks this car looks cool, other than 17 year old Richard Greico? What a waste of time and effort.