Watch like 4 minutes of The Snowman, there’s your answer

No one even does that, they just jerk off to a picture of Ted Williams and go out and PLAY THE GAME THE RIGHT WAY

Everyone knows that was a stunt head, and Kennedy is alive to this day, after spending several years playing Paul McCartney, who as we all know died in ‘67. 2 years later he helped fake the moon landing, and a few years after that, planted the evidence in the Watergate hotel. In the final irony, the very people that…

Yeah this is every airline man. I feel for you and that’s a lot of fucking cake but it’s been this way for YEARS. It’s a fucked policy but it’s up to you and me to know about it.

Also like a 3+ week heads up, even if they were remotely serious...I mean you have to believe that if by some miracle they do have something super incriminating out there, surely they have a plan in place to make it disappear in under 24 hours if need be.

It’s such an old Republican/Hannityesque move, it’s embarrassing they even use it anymore...no matter what the issue is, just pivot to “and what [Democrat they don’t like] doesn’t seem to understand is that those aren’t the values that our founding fathers put down on paper, and it’s not why our troops continue to…

Preach

Does 1st have to be empty? What if there’s a guy on 1st, but sees the passed ball...can he take off for 2nd, and the batter can take 1st?

Only problem is that even if you have a great celebration, you come down from the high and realize that you’ve just wasted an hour and a half of your life playing soccer.

Counterpoint: almost all US airlines are shit, and Delta is among the worst. Not that there’s much difference (or competition) these days...but I fly somewhat regularly and if you talk to 50 people in an average airport, you will people that have had absolute horror story flights on Delta, American, United, Southwest,…

“highwaters to show off the socks and shoes”

No one’s called me Obi-Bob Evans since, oh, before you were born...

I agree with most of what you said but flying is cheap as fuck. The average price of an airline ticket has gone up all of a dollar in 7 years. Flying still sucks ass but it is still insanely cheap given the alternatives.

I try not to get caught up in euphemism and pointless political wordplay/labelling but can we cut it out with “pro-abortion?” It’s a term made up by the other side as a way to demonize people who are simply pro-women’s rights. Absolutely no one is FOR abortions. (Well, probably Trump, as I imagine he’s paid for a…

Counterpoint: telling other people that “punching down” is what bad comedians do is what bad comedians do. Everyone punches down.

If only there was a way to know his position on the globe...like if someone could invent some kind of...system. Nah, runners would never use a system like that, for global positioning? In order to track their progress while on a run? I can’t imagine we even have that technology, nor have we had it for years.

“I have shared the pleasure with my children and grandchildren”

I’m very much of two minds when it comes to shit like this...initially when this started to be in the news, I was mostly in the “keep your eye on the ball” camp but naturally this can’t apply to everyone, ie. small children, old people, etc. Mind you I can’t think of too many activities where people bring little kids…

What about Quebec City? They already have a stadium with a roof that isn’t being used...

I’m not sure what it says about me, the universe, or anything that I’m being absolutely serious when I say I’m fairly certain that a double murderer and ex-athlete with absolutely no political qualifications or experience, who got caught shoplifting would more than likely be a better president than the current one.…