But what’s in the box?

Have definitely used this with great success with salmon, both as a searing “oil” as well as putting on a light layer before cooking if I’m using one of those metal fish racks. No sticking! And definitely does not taste of mayo in the least.

Ariana? Meh...I mean she can sing but that’s about it. Weezer, Aphex Twin, and Kacey Musgraves are the hits to me. The 1975 are pretty cool too I guess. Beyond that, it’s a who the fuck is that festival for the most part.

Diverse in the ways that 90% of the lineup is wildly overrated, sure.

Uh no it isn’t, nor has it ever been.

Uh no it isn’t, nor has it ever been.

Yeah definitely if you’ve got rendered fat or bacon grease, that’s an awesome way to go (though a little smokier...but I don’t mind). I happen to have induction burners on my stove so they can get up pretty damn hot so if I do find myself searing indoors they’re handy. Mostly though I’m outside doing it over charcoal.

Get yourself a cast iron pan and put it on the stove as high as it will go. Get your steak out of the SV, pat dry, add more salt and pepper if need be, and coat each side with a liberal but not crazy coat of a high smoke point oil (I like avocado). Slap it in the pan maybe 2 mins a side(ish, depends on your stove),…

I agree it’s not the perfect method for everything (and almost certainly not steak, though I’ve had some decent steaks that way) but for stuff like short ribs and other cuts where smoke isn’t gonna be a big factor it’s pretty awesome. Plus it’s useful for other stuff too, I make egg bites and crap in mine all the time.

God fucking christ I can’t stand the “offside by a mm” thing that we have now. It’s turning hockey into an NFL-esque “was he making a football move in this frame? what about the next frame? let’s watch this at 1/50 speed to see if he had control” scenario. If the guy who’s supposedly offside is going the opposite…

I must admit I do love the Captain Obvious ads...the one where the family is at the hotel and there’s porn on their bill when they’re checking out was pretty great too.

Chud is an acronym?

Heck yes. I only just found out like 2 years ago he’s the voice of Rex Banner in the Beer Baron episode of The Simpsons, which made him even cooler than he already was in my brain.

This. Sports are entertainment and we’re not fighting the Kaiser or some stupid shit, national anthems should be reserved for events that concern the nation. Ditto for any horseshit military displays. The combination of bizarre, obligatory rah-rah flag worship while you’re paying 14 dollars for a beer and staring at…

For all the hemming and hawing about this, people seem to forget that it’s pretty simple: Bettman isn’t gonna put a team in a city that’s smaller than the current smallest market, and he sure as shit isn’t gonna do it in a place that’s -30 degrees for half the season and where there’s basically no TV money to be made…

Oh also props for giving props to Bob Cole. He is the definition of the word legend and I’m super bummed he’s not doing the playoffs.

“we’d take Calgary or even Toronto”

Jesus who pissed in your Cheerios bud? Who’s saying any of those things?

I believe the beating average in Baltimore belongs to Ray Rice.

No women dogs allowed either, gotta keep it consistent

Is this your first day? To quote the great and dearly missed Christopher Hitchens, you seem like a person who’s never once heard the arguments against your position.