Ahh I gotta go, my damn weiner kids are listening

Preach. So happy they’re back in the East so they can play Toronto and Montreal more (though maybe not so happy these last couple years when they’ve sucked harder than...something that sucks super hard).

+1 Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day

To once again quote the amazing Bill Burr: “Why would you send your saliva in to the internet? Why don’t you just go to the Illuminati and help them build your robot replacement?”

“cats eating dogs”

Is it some kind of legal requirement now to have the word “planet” in the title if you make a nature documentary?

Not sure what’s more sad: a guy dedicating a sports accomplishment (after it occurred, conveniently enough) to a rapper, or that a guy chose “Nipsey” as a rapper name.

I dunno, much as I loved Jose, the guy who hit only the 2nd walkoff World Series winning HR in the history of the game might have an edge on him.

Nothing could possibly top Bautista’s. It is the gold standard of bat flips, and perhaps, perhaps, one day, one might come close to equalling it, if it’s a WS winning HR or something, but none will ever better it.

talking about old internet stuff made me go over to the Wayback Machine and open up an old comedy site some friends of mine ran for a couple years in the early 2000s called Scubagoose...SO much good stuff.

Oh dear god...Jennycam. Wow. Loved me a good solid webring too.

Hot take: all Christmas trees are dead

Person-groves, please

Yeah I’ve always sort of wondered what the benefits (if any) of a global rise in temperature by a couple of degrees...there are the obvious downsides, but wouldn’t it also make huge parts of Canada and Russia into land we could cultivate? Not saying it balances out (it almost certainly does not) but growing up through…

So they cancelled a project they’ve inevitably spent millions of dollars trying to develop, because Apple people can’t be arsed to put their devices on a particular square inch or two of space instead of “anywhere”...on a pad that’s like 6x4 inches? How many options did you have? It’s not like the thing was the size…

I dunno, altering a field so that less soccer can be played on it? Sounds like a win to me.

+1 bad motoring and getting fingered by the cops

Yeah it consistently blows my mind that a sport that needs 40,000 people or more to fill it’s stadiums goes more and more out of its way every years to keep them from wanting to, and everything they build into the new stadiums is for some reason focused on watching the game on TV while being in the building where it’s…

I am asking a serious question: did this actually happen? Like do we have actual, nonpartisan proof that this event actually took place? Because if it did (and it looks that way), how honestly could anyone, ANYONE take the Republican party seriously in any context? I mean, this question really should have been…

Mega noob question so forgive me...why would these tires only be good for a couple of runs? I assume they’re not spinning the tires or drifting at 300 mph, nor does a GT weigh a great deal, so if it’s just simply going super fast, is it just crazy centrifugal force or something wierd?