My first car. A base model 95 in electric blue. Absolutely drove that car into the ground (including one inevitable head gasket change). Much more fun to drive than a ten thousand dollar car ever should be.

What would make the sport better is if it wasn’t played by giant walking vaginas. And I assume you’re referencing American football in the above comment, about which I’m largely ambivalent...but I don’t think any soccer fan (particularly commenting in an article about a team taking 54 failed shots) can say jack shit…

Great, so answers no actual questions, will require a connection that 80+ percent of people have no access to, and we have no idea what games are gonna be on this? Does this even count as an announcement? Jesus Google you think you would have learned by now. Anyway I’m gonna just check my Google+ account and Allo to…

My favorite part of this article was the ostensibly honest “how could this happen?”

So you’re somehow proud of the fact that you’ve plied yourself with enough terrible tasting liquid that you now don’t mind it? Yeah, congrats, I guess. The terrible liquid that you now like even though it’s disgusting is only slightly less terrible than the terrible liquid you could have just drank all along. Winning!

That’s the thing...who the fuck wants to have health problems for decades? I’d much rather die at 68 after suffering not that much vs. at 80 after having my life suck for 12 years...I don’t know who decided strictly longevity was some kind of measure of quality of life but it most definitely isn’t. I’ve known a shit…

Goddamn right. You know you die at the end, right? Who wants to spend the last bunch of those years dragging it out as long as possible cause you lived “healthy?” You’re just as likely to get some kind of weird cancer or a million other things, so thanks I’ll just actually enjoy my time rather than constantly worry…

Lol this. There are few things more obnoxious than lame suit types wearing socks that contrast with the suit in crazy colours so people might think they’re not the boring, soulless shirt stuffing that they are. Crazy socks are Tasmanian Devil ties for millenials.

Yeah until they install fiber into every city on the continent (how’d that work out, Google?) this is pure fantasy and will work for perhaps 5% of users at best.

I think what a lot of people forget is that if we start taking old people’s licenses away, you’ve now created a GIANT problem of how do those people now get around to buy groceries and do whatever else they have to do. I am ABSOLUTELY behind testing old people who are dangerous on the road BUT: realize that many, many…

Didn’t know Harry Caray was back from the dead and doing Warriors games...

What an absolutely repugnant piece of trash, on so many levels. The fact that he’s ballsy enough to even show his face in public, never mind associate himself with the school is a perfect advertisement of the fact that he has absolutely never cared and should somehow have been put in prison. Though I guess given that…

+1 vote for Frisbeer/Beersbee. Obviously lawn darts if you have real ones. Bocce is super amazing too, particularly if you set it up in a non-standard field of play (ie. not open and flat)...we do it while camping in a treed area where there are all kinds of changes in elevation, trees in the way, obstacles...we make…

+1 vote for Frisbeer/Beersbee. Obviously lawn darts if you have real ones. Bocce is super amazing too, particularly…

Where I’m from we call it Frisbeer but yes, it is indeed excellent.

Where I’m from we call it Frisbeer but yes, it is indeed excellent.

Heck YES Jarts. Really wish I had hung on to the set my parents bought us in the 80s. (immediately heads to ebay to see if there are Jarts there)

Heck YES Jarts. Really wish I had hung on to the set my parents bought us in the 80s. (immediately heads to ebay to…

I assume the plan was and is to just tell minor league players “Hey, just count yourself lucky you get anything...the NBA has a farm system that doesn’t pay anyone a goddamn dime.”

Hey the truth hurts. If you watch the most boring, overrated sport in the history of world, you’re a bad sports fan.

Oh noooooo you can’t buy them anymore! I deduct one 100,000 stars but this is still great.

You sir have 100% made my day. One billion stars, if only I could give them.

Oh jeez now I want a jersey with Breakfast Army on the front of it.