Bert's middle name, of course, is Dundunn.

"That's a fucking half-hug."

-Richie Incognito

Sorry guys, but I don't feel too good about this. Gloat if you must, but I just can't condone seeing yet another dolphin getting canned:

A true Schiano man wears only the blood of his opponent...

yo richie i'm at starbucks you want coffee yo

+0.5

How is it that (a) there actually is a person in this world named Dick Incognito, and (b) he is NOT in porn?

I bet they would have served Napoli too.

"Several individuals familiar with the Florida modeling scene..."


Aka chronic masturbators from the Tampa area?

Wing sauce on your faces....riiiight...

He ain't an athlete, lady. He's a baseball player.

#ballsdeep in a Northeastern chick by 11 PM. #Guaranteed

Blends right in with the rest of the Southie chowds.

brilliant video. kudos to everyone involve in the production.

It only makes sense that LBJ would be something of an expert on JFK.

Nothing substantial to add here. Would just like to point out the phrase "FURTHER AFFIANT SAYETH NAUGHT." in that document there (that fucking period seals the deal). That's some grade A legalese. I know this site is filthy with lawyers so it's probably not entertaining for you.

Further proof you should never play fetch with a pitbull

I made a porno... yadda yadda yadda... I took the train back to D.C.

I mean, we can't all be as eloquent as Kaz Uehara.

The first sentence of that paragraph?