NJ.com is its own separate media entity with its own separate reporters from the Ledger and the Democrat and the South Jersey Times etc etc. It would be like saying Sean Newell's story was courtesy of Gizmodo.

College students are the fucking worst.

The story was on NJ.com, not The Star-Ledger.

Your parents are about to get a phone call from an irate Sean Newell.

This is perhaps the most freudian frued every freuded.

You sound like a real Incognito man.

wow

New Orleans Hurricanes.

I didn't read the story, just the headline. Is it because there are no black people on the team?

At least it's not a hard ER, like Riley Cooper's.

Who farted?

I don't think that's even a regulation NFL uniform.

That belt... it's very slimming, I have to say.

tits

Junior mints?

I'm saying that, 50 percent chance the guy under the costume is sporting a boner.

Pierre is to a pelican as Chuck E. Cheese is to a mouse.