nolamama66
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On the left, we have her season 1 face shape. Also, she claims she only had “tooth surgery” but unless “tooth surgery” is code for take out and entire row of teeth and whittle my chin to a point, I call bullshit. Her jawline has gotten progressively shaved down each season.

Nice and quiet. As God intended.

I think for Scheana and Shay’s marriage to survive, he’ll have to go deaf.

i’d guess her losing like 30 pounds even though she was already very thin probably isnt helping the hair situation :( i feel sad for her while also hating her

Dollars to donuts Sandoval has at least priced lace fronts.

I feel like she’s very pretty but also looks a lot like Sid from Ice Age, and it confuses me.

Leather leggings, a sweatshirt and when they walked from security to the gate she left Shay (and their friend) in the dust and then after a long time looked back like “Oh.”

At what point will she stop surgically shaving down her jawline? SHE LOOKS INSANE. True Life: I won’t stop having plastic surgery until I look like a Big Eyes painting

But they’re both about 4 feet tall

BIG ASS sunglasses on the whole time. But they’re both about 4 feet tall and adorable in that way. Good as gold, even.

I anticipate that Scheana’s brain looks a lot like when John Malkovich went into the portal to his own head. “Scheana, Scheana, Scheana, Scheana...”

No lie—when I saw them in the security line I texted all my Vanderpeople.

Just, prolonged whining about everything. The seat, the air. But even when she was just talking—whine. It’s just her voice, man. It’s how some people sound and I’m trying to get over it.

Americans...y’all are so freaked out my bodies.

DETAILS OMGGGGGGGGGGGG

Stories please.

I recently sat behind Scheana and Shay on a flight. She’s pretty bad in real life. I was hoping to be pleasantly surprised.

You're so right. Jax looks nothing like this guy from first season. He's also on the edge all the time now. Fame is not for everybody!

SCHEANA IS THE WORST PERSON ALIVE!!!!!!!

It's disturbing when Stassi sounds like the voice of reason.