In many countries, historically, paler skin was associated with ruling classes and wealth because a fair complexion indicated a life not spent toiling outside in the fields. Asian ladies in my town who shield themselves from the sun with umbrellas are not trying to look like white people, they’re trying to avoid a…

No, it will be something along the lines of “well, you know, [fill in the blank] really wasn’t fair to me, and everybody knows that’s true.”

Somehow I get the feeling that his inevitable concession speech is going to be some variation of “Eh, I was only joking about the whole thing anyhow...”

We need to update the 3 a.m. ad.

Duh it was leaked, who has sex with their bra on and moves that little unless they are afraid of looking human for even a nanosecond.

Hey!

That is a disturbing quantity of small teeth.

That she found a much older man isn’t the story here. It’s that the much older man happens to be Jon Lovitz. And that they teased out the big reveal over several meticulously crafted Instagram posts.

She did at that time, some years ago. And I can understand why. It was a shitty remark.

Well, how would I be entitled? Are you insinuating because I happen to know the number 5000 is less than 35,000 an entitled thing?

So, Clinton put together a list of those who didn’t support her in 2008, and the thought among some was it was there to ruin them, but instead, it turns out it was actually to win them over.

Bernie is going to replace all downticket candidates with unicorns who will in turn use magic to win their races, don’t ya know. A bird that landed on his podium told me so.

Clinton is to the left of Obama. And she voted 93% of the time with Bernie. Honestly, they are nearly identical.

Actually, I voted for Dennis in the first primary with Obama. I’m left, pretty far. I’m just not impressed with BERNIE.

This literally has nothing to do with the fact that the fundraiser here is for down ballot candidates. Also, are you trying to tell me Sanders’s fanclub is threatening candidates if they don’t entirely line up with Sanders’ rhetoric? Because that is disgusting behavior. Fuck them, really. How nice to try to blackmail…

Ask Bernie himself what party he is running under right now, please.

Um, he’s running as a democrat, you utter moron. If he doesn’t want to do that, why did he? Are you saying he “used” the democratic party and played them falsely to get out there more prominently? Because that would mean he’s a dishonest creep.

NO, it doesn’t. It is for the down-ticket races primarily. It’s part of a fund to help other candidates called the Hillary Victory Fund. She gets a very small portion, but the rest goes to down ticket candidates. This is not hard to find out about.

Straight from the website: “The first $2,700/$5,000 from an…

God this irritates me. She’s getting shit for helping candidates with less access to funds? Awesome. And I know she will benefit from this too, but come on. You said it perfectly.