Question: can we get Biden to moderate and make amazing jokes throughout? I need that in my life.

Oh, you think Polanski and Allen only had one victim? Ha, sure they did. Sure.

Get over yourself. I’m a Hillary supporter that plans on voting with the party.

Alito and Roberts. I’m hopeful, very hopeful.

Damn, even ALITO voted to block that law!

Because if it’s around, I’ll eat it. I share a KIND bar sometimes with my assistant, and that’s great because then you have half of the calories.

Uncle Juice is the sweetest of all the Juices.

It’s so over the top and amazing I love it. Courtney B. Vance is just slaying my soul with his performance.

The dick is telling reporter about his plane.

Why is it that the interior of every private plane, no matter how expensive, ends up looking like a 1985 Starcraft van conversion?

Candidates don’t take money from Super Pacs, that’s not how it works at all.

He made over 43 million dollars in small donations just last month. Just last month real people donated real money, not “ we’re so rich whatever” or “ here’s two million dollars so I can take a shit on Lake Huron” real people. His average donation is 27 dollars. His voters are here already.

That’s not how delegate math works.

That’s amazing. Amazingly horrible. You ought to be ashamed. If the repubs win, which is a real possibility, it’ll be because of you. And by you I mean people who say that. I just can’t even. fuck you so much.

As a professor myself, that’s what scares (if anything really does) me the most. I’ve had students upset because I mention evolution in an Intro Psych class. The folks who are most upset by what we discuss in class are likely the folks who will also choose to carry on campus.

Biology professor: “The wide diversity of similar species on the Galapagos islands can be explained by evolutiona—” <metallic clicks from around the lecture hall> “— by, uh, Jesus, of course!” <hammers are quietly lowered and rounds unchambered>

This is disgusting. College professors should not be told not to teach certain subjects or probe certain views to avoid some nutcase pulling out a gun and shooting everybody! What the fuck is wrong with these people?

Thank heavens the Real Housewives franchise is working so tirelessly to challenge stereotypes! They’re doing god’s work, truly.

Luann is very, very, very, very jealous.

And Spanx ripped off control top pantyhose... which ripped off girdles... which ripped off corsets and so on and so forth...