A gypsy tenderly stroked her cheek when she was a wee girl and whispered,”Haggard.”

In this picture, Kellyanne looks like she’s keeping her left eye open for the Grim Reaper...because she looks like her time was up 27 years ago.

She probably would look a lot better if she gained about 30 lbs and got about 6 months of sleep straight. Might even get close to the GILF-zone.

What if Halle, Viola, and Angela all actually look thier age and it’s just white people who look horrible because of their mutant pale skin shrivels like a raisin when exposed to natural light? I’m older than Stephen Miller and my pale ass is still occasionally mistaken for being in high school, I stay out of the sun.

Texas Edition:

Whitey here. My mom smoked Black and Milds for years.

White here, I grew up sneaking black and milds in the woods near my house. Freaking it was my advice for novice smokers who didn’t have a grandmother who made them hand roll cigarettes because she had arthritis, but was too cheap to buy prerolled cigs.

The word ‘Bum’ is finally getting the traction that it deserves.

Bitch, take your ass to jezebel and whine with those other bitches. I doubt you show half as much concern when black women bring concerns about white women and their racism to your door.

Yes! FreakIng yes!!!! If this happened to any of my children, he’ll hath no fury like the Ricketts’ and Jones family.

Oh, he’s definitely not telling the whole truth. I mean, it’s likely these kids were acting up after he yelled at them, let’s be real. Kids are assholes who like to challenge authority. But I doubt they touched him. And let’s talk about why (and what) he yelled at them in the first place. There are always kids walking…

‘I reached my hand out, and must have accidentally hit this kid in the mouth hard enough to knock his two front teeth out. Just a really unfortunate turn of events, really’

That’s why God invented dark-alleys, late nights, and ski-masks.

Oh, absolutely. I’m also not under the impression that groups of teenage boys behave like angels all the time, I just don’t believe white dude is telling the whole truth.

Disagree with what? Lol

“The assaulter makes it sound like the kid walked into a slap...”

What’s not straight? There’s no timeline conflict in the account.

“I told them to back off and if they come on my property I’m going to defend myself. They said, ‘you won’t hit us, you won’t hit us,’ and they started to surround me,” Cerfalo told the news station, adding that the incident started when he shouted at the kids to get out of the road because they were blocking traffic.

Though I’d like more information, like a witness account from somebody not involved that is an excessive amount of force to use on a child.

You know something...all jokes and online-persona sarcasm aside: every day of my life I try to be an intelligent, courteous and decent person. And I am. I try to remain calm-yet firm in difficult situations because I know how easily they can go wrong when WE’RE involved. But I promise you. I PROMISE-that if my kid’s…