We’re not “selling our bodies,” and that’s a tediously illogical and f-ing vile statement. Think it through for more than a few minutes, or google around and read the thousands of sex worker manifestos responding to that moronic assertion.

Pothos is a super easy houseplant to keep alive, and looks more substantial than a succulent.

I had a friend that wasn’t worried about her daughter getting sexually abused in a park bathroom, because at least she got her son out in time.

“Patriarchy baby”??? Please tell me you legit brought your own child and used him/her as part of your costume.

...Because that would be awesome and even better than my all-time-favorite use of a baby as part of a Halloween costume: Kuato from Total Recall (just need a baby, a big-ish dude with a button-up shirt, one of…

Haha for real. Give me that lice-infested Megabus. I’ll stop for a box of Rid once we get there.

I’m pretty sure the plea to be “fair” to Seagal was in jest and mostly used as a segue into the whole “Hollywood made a movie that asked us to take a story about an apparent romance between a 14 year old and an old dude lightly” bit. And ugh, wtf....

Well, it’s Saturday morning now....but I guess if there’s another costume party you end up at, you could say:

I will turn right around at the entrance if I find a bar/restaurant/coffee shop has live music I wasn’t planning on hearing.

Jesus, that is awful. And I feel sorry for the band, because you know there are people on that plane who are far too tired and stressed to politely hide their desire to hurl themselves out the emergency exit sans parachute.

I don’t even like when I’m at a party and suddenly someone starts singing at the piano or…

Oh, I don’t mind being rude. Especially to bigots.

I think people just tend to talk about the things and people that are central to their lives. My BFF is an NP and is constantly talking about work and, you know, being an NP. She also has a husband, and she’ll usually say some stuff about him. My other BFF has a 7-month-old, and yeah, she will talk about her 7 month…

That is an amazing tip and I’m so glad you mentioned it, but I find it only works when you’re not outnumbered.

Especially if that person is not your social equal (i.e., it’s someone significantly older than you are, or they’re in a more senior position, or you’re in their home, etc.).

If, for instance, you try to use…

I was too stupid back then to know that I was witnessing constant harassment.

Do people normally heel-walk on stairs? How is that even possible?

Nah, look at the fossil record. Our toes have always been shorter on the outside of the foot than the inside, even since before we were bipedal (back when we used our feet like hands). Plus, evolution doesn’t work quickly enough for the anatomy of our feet to adapt to the shape of modern shoes. And why would the…

Wow! I walk around barefoot A LOT (and my feet often look f-ing terrible as a result). I’m more often barefoot than in shoes. Now I want to go outside and do yardwork and take note of how I’m actually stepping. I wonder what kind of toll heel-walking has taken on our knees, backs, etc.? I wonder if I could avoid the…

all of her characters are a sassy, tough broad from Brooklyn, which is kinda what she is in real life

Hahahhahahahah nice

LOL yes. Yes, it does.

Fun fact: it is also one of the lowest-risk activities for an AFAB “receptive partner” (in this case, the sex worker).

Hahhahaha omg this is great